Impersonates Arnold Quotes

#1. Everything I know, I know because of love.

Leo Tolstoy

#2. You cannot taste the oil until you pour out the vinegar.

Shauna Niequist

#3. Christopher discovered that you dealt with obnoxious masters and most older boys the way you dealt with governesses: you quite politely told them the truth in the way they wanted to hear it, so that they thought they had won and left you in peace.

Diana Wynne Jones

#4. I was attracted to 'Half of a Yellow Sun' because of the story.

Chiwetel Ejiofor

#5. At the end of it, I'll maybe do a coaching badge but I'm not going to get forced into things.

Paul Gascoigne

#6. If you want to gnaw greenery in the morning for health reasons, do it in your own home with the curtains drawn.

Victoria Coren Mitchell

#7. But it is human, is it not, to long for that from which we are barred?

Kate Morton

#8. Beware the ends of the earth and the exotic: the drama is on your doorstep wherever the slums; are, wherever there is malnutrition, wherever there is exploitation and cruelty.

John Grierson

#9. The fact of the matter is that instead of going around the world and haranguing countries for engaging with China, the West should be encouraging its own businesses to trade and invest in these regions.

Dambisa Moyo

#10. Indeed, one modern President abjured God altogether, ending speeches with a chaste 'Thank you very much.' This was Jimmy Carter, the most genuinely devout President of the postwar period.

Jonathan Rauch

#11. Nice to see your own fans booing you.

Wayne Rooney