Imaginary Girlfriend Quotes

#1. You give them what they profess to like in public. I give them what they really like.

Ayn Rand

#2. The irony of talking to animals and an imaginary girlfriend, who keep me sane, even though I know I look like a raving lunatic, isn't lost on me.

Elyse Draper

#3. I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary

Haresh Daswani

#4. What is the luck of the draw that me - me - who finally writes a book, it comes out in the - in the - in the time, in the center of the first pandemic, H1N1? And I'm going out on signings, and I'm going out to the public. This is the one time when I need to be hermetically sealed.

Howie Mandel

#5. I think that some laughter comes from escaped horror, doesn't it?

Edward St. Aubyn

#6. When I had a kid and I went through my drama and situation, I respected my father more because it kinda made me understand what he went through with me.

French Montana

#7. It is neither poor handling nor the weather that turns the pages of a book a fine sepia. It is the reader's imagination.

S.A. Tawks

#8. President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person ... So Obama had an imaginary girlfriend. Big deal! He had an imaginary economic plan. It's all the same.

Jay Leno