I'm Not Jealous Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 21 I'm Not Jealous Funny Quotes

#1. It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books. - Author: Antonio Lobo Antunes
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#2. I'm twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I'm the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all. - Author: H.J. Bellus
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#3. So why don't you take your little caveman jealous tantrum bullshit somewhere else. See, I do this funny thing I like to refer to as whatever the fuck I want. Understand?" He - Author: Kylie Scott
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#4. It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. - Author: Auliq Ice
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#5. As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. - Author: Jimmy Carr
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#6. Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. "You're just jealous, Ian, and wishing you had a soul mate of your own. In fact, I don't think any woman will be safe until you get one." Ian shot him an unamused look at his words. - Author: Rose Wynters
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#7. In every generation women have to be taught their place one more time. The subordination of women is never accomplished for once and for all. - Author: Rosemary Radford Ruether
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#8. Envy is for people who don't have the self-esteem to be jealous. - Author: Bauvard
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#9. Management is simple, innovation is hard. - Author: James Cook
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#10. Part of her wanted to comfort him, to tell him everything was going to be okay. But the rest of her just wanted to throw him to the ground and rip those jeans off him. Funny how she could be so jealous of a pair of pants. They covered the sinfully male body she longed to explore. - Author: Rosalie Lario
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#11. The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life. - Author: Seann William Scott
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#12. Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. - Author: Shannon L. Alder
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#13. Shut up. You have to know you're a bombshell. Sure, maybe travel-sized, but beautiful nonetheless. You're proportioned just right. Trust me. Girl are jealous of your knockers and ass. - Author: Tiffany King
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#14. Build for your team a feeling of oneness, of dependence on one another and of strength to be derived by unity. - Author: Vince Lombardi
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#15. It's funny how Merry brings out everyone's jealous side."

I frown. "What's the appeal of a guy who barely reaches your belly button?"

"Think about what you just said. Carefully. - Author: Heather R. Blair
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#16. I would have drowned without you to watch over me ... I now understand there are a thousand ways to drown, and a thousand ways to rescue someone. - Author: Alice Hoffman
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#17. I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#18. The racial laws which excluded the Jews from the German community seemed to a foreign observer to be a shocking throwback to primitive times, but since the Nazi racial theories exalted the Germans as the salt of the earth and the master race they were far from being unpopular. A - Author: William L. Shirer
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#19. My body screams to stride over to her, wrap my arms around her waist, kiss her until she's drunk on me and slowly remove every article of clothing on her body. - Author: Katie McGarry
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#20. I love all of you - the good, the bad, the funny, the angry, the slightly insane. I even love it when you're jealous of someone who couldn't hold a candle to you. That's not going to change." "How - Author: Lorna Seilstad
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#21. I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am. - Author: Gustave Eiffel
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