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Top 43 I'm Cold Funny Quotes

#1. I think the Cold War works as a great analogy or simile for different kinds of conflict. It's funny, when you look back at it, it's one of the last times that the boundaries were clear. Now, as we see on 'Homeland,' there are no clear boundaries and enemies. - Author: Matthew Rhys
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#2. I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.' - Author: Tommy Cooper
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#3. Anna took his hand to gauge the swelling. 'Let's at least put something cold around it. Frozen peas work pretty well.'
'Do I have to eat them?'
'No, you just have to inject them into a vein,' Anna said. - Author: Antonia Michaelis
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#4. Me too, Arch," Jeremiah said. "I want an answer about my request to transfer. Even now, my balls are shrinking in anticipation of going back out in the cold. I said I'd give my life protecting humanity, but my balls were never in the bargain. - Author: Rose Wynters
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#5. When I get a cold sore, I put Carmex on it, because Carmex is supposed to alleviate cold sores. I don't know if it does help, but it will make them more shiny and noticeable. It's like cold-sore-highlighter. Maybe they could come up with an arrow that heals cold sores. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#6. Poncho was in a red mood slanging with rage and needed to cook himself out of it , while shoving handfuls of salted peanuts down his gullet and slurping ice cold Fanta - Author: Saira Viola
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#7. If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#8. After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold shower, he got his mind back on track. - Author: Tracey Alvarez
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#9. I kind of liked his voice. He sounded like he had a cold, you know, like he was about to lose his voice. "You talk funny," I said.
"Allergies," he said.
"What are you allergic to?"
"The air," he said. - Author: Benjamin Alire Saenz
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#10. As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice. - Author: Markus Zusak
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#11. I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#12. It's delicious,' he announces, chewing my sandwich. 'I would like to stay here forever and die with you in my arms.'
'I don't know. I think it's too cold for forever,' I say, smiling. - Author: Joanna Mazurkiewicz
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#13. My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. "You don't know their situation," my mom would say. I considered it such an impolite question that for years I didn't even ask myself. Thirty-five turned into forty faster than McDonald's food turns into cold nonfood. - Author: Tina Fey
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#14. I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. - Author: Daniel Tosh
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#15. It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold. - Author: K.M. Alexander
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#16. That's the old ecological tale that explains humans' inability to fully appreciate global warming. To wit: if you drop a frog in a pan of hot water, it jumps out. If you drop it in a pan of cold water, then turn the heat up slowly, you can roast it to death. - Author: Clive Thompson
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#17. You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. - Author: Karen Marie Moning
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#18. You didn't take part, Benjamin?" Gunther asked, as he passed me a plate of cheese and cold meat.
"My brother doesn't play games," said Paul. "He's an aesthete. He sat by the window all afternoon with a funny look on his face: probably composing a tone poem. - Author: Jonathan Coe
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#19. You're beautiful in battle," said Dimitri. His cold voice carried to me clearly, even above the roar of combat. "Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven."
"Funny," I said, shifting my hold on the stake. "That is kind of why I'm here."
"Angels fall, Rose. - Author: Richelle Mead
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#20. I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. - Author: Zoe Cruz
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#21. Thank God she wasn't wearing shorts. She hadn't shaved her legs in a week, theorizing that October in the mountains was pretty darn cold and she might need the extra layer of insulation. - Author: Victoria Dahl
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#22. The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder. No one knew what would happen to ice cream, but it would probably involve some rewriting of the laws of thermodynamics. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#23. The eyes of a dog, the expression of a dog, the warmly wagging tail of a dog and the gloriously cold damp nose of a dog were in my opinion all God-given for one purpose only-to make complete fools of us human beings. - Author: Barbara Woodhouse
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#24. I was in shock. Funny how the world works. You don't get the something you really covet, but then the universe provides unexpected compensation. Here I thought you had to make a wish for it to come true. - Author: Sarah Dessen
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#25. Something funny certainly happens when palladium and platinum come into contact with hydrogen gas; it's one of the great mysteries still waiting to be solved on the periodic table. But it's quite a leap from 'something funny' to cold fusion. - Author: Sam Kean
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#26. It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. - Author: Jerry Coleman
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#27. I like Kinko's, because they're open 24 hours. If it's 5 am and I decide I need two of something, I'm covered! Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, and then I think, "Oh, yeah. Kinko's. No problem. That will not remain singular." - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#28. This was my attempt to deter cold callers: "There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present ... Please leave your message after the tone." - Author: Bill Bailey
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#29. Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." - Author: Denis Leary
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#30. An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and ... pink thong underwear? Well, of course. Wouldn't want to be held prisoner and have panty lines. - Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
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#31. The dark prince sat astride his black steed, his sable cape flowing behind him. A golden circlet bound his blond locks, his handsome face was cold with the rage of battle, and ...
"And his arm looked like an eggplant," Clary muttered to herself in exasperation. - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#32. Dear sirs,
The cold war isn't over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense. We are counting on you.
Sincerely,
Patriot - Author: Benson Bruno
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#33. Oh! Your hand is cold." Ashley cupped her fingers against her shirt to warm them.
"I've been dead for seven years," Noah said. "That's as warm as they get. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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#34. One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare that I can wake up in a cold sweat from. - Author: Judd Apatow
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#35. Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. - Author: Dave Moulton
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#36. I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things - in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished. - Author: Jean Dujardin
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#37. She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit. - Author: Morgan Rhodes
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#38. I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!" - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#39. I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies. - Author: Dora J. Arod
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#40. Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. - Author: Richard Patrick
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#41. It's blue and it's wailing because its little body is cold. The only people who think it's beautiful are its parents, and the doctor is just happy it's alive. And none of that is funny. - Author: Mindy Kaling
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#42. Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp. - Author: Charles Dickens
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#43. Men Wanted for Dangerous Expedition: Low Wages for Long Hours of Arduous Labour under Brutal Conditions; Months of Continual Darkness and Extreme Cold; Great Risk to Life and Limb from Disease, Accidents and Other Hazards; Small Chance of Fame in Case of Success. - Author: Ernest Shackleton
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