Ignobel Quotes

#1. It's a wonderful honor to win an Ignobel Prize.

Sheldon Lee Glashow

#2. For 25 years practicing medicine, I never asked anybody if they were a Republican or a Democratic or an independent and asked if they had insurance or not. I took care of everybody.

John Barrasso

#3. I don't just work! I think about my work, reflect on my work and think of what changes can I make, how can I elevated my game.

Eric Thomas

#4. Galen turned and looked at Logan. That anger, the seething, festering fury, had come from Logan, and it was tearing his friend in two.

Donna Grant

#5. YouTube has always been a diary for me. I'm here to share what I do, share my life, and if people want to watch, more power to them. But regardless of my intention, if people are looking at what I do and am treating it like I'm a role model, it doesn't matter whether or not I want to be.

Tyler Oakley

#6. Altogether, our modern inclination toward sloth, the easy availability of processed food, and the prevalence of life-saving medical treatments have made us a long-lived, unhealthy people.

Scott Jurek

#7. Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.

Paul Newman

#8. What ideals, when followed, will bring to you those blessings you so much seek, even a quiet conscience, a peace-filled heart, a loving family, a contented home? May I suggest these three: Choose your friends with caution. Plan your future with purpose. Frame your life with faith.

Thomas S. Monson

#9. The closet encouraged reading.

Jonathan Ned Katz

#10. Claiming that a little piece of green paper is more important than, say, the tree it's made from - even though that tree provides oxygen and absorbs carbon dioxide from the atmosphere. Without the trees, we would all die out, but cash is an invention that is less than two thousand years old.

Bella Forrest

#11. For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch!

Scotty McCreery