If You Don't Believe Me Quotes

#1. If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on the Internet.

Shaquille O'Neal

#2. The marketers can compete with free; it just has to be better. Look at bottled water if you don't believe me.

Jonathan Potter

#3. God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

Carlos Mencia

#4. Getting cheated on is far worse than taking a beating. Just listen to all them records about it if you don't believe me.

Daren Dean

#5. Rocky Hawkins has written a rare, fun and beautiful book. If you don't believe me, read it for yourself.

Kinky Friedman

#6. I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

Bobby Heenan

#7. Each of us owes it to our spouse, our children, our friends, to be as happy as we can be. And if you don't believe me, ask a child what it's like to grow up with an unhappy parent, or ask parents what they suffer if they have an unhappy child ...

Dennis Prager

#8. The artist cannot look to others to validate his efforts or his calling. If you don't believe me, ask Van Gogh, who produced masterpiece after masterpiece and never found a buyer in his whole life.

Steven Pressfield

#9. If you don't believe me, did you happen to notice that all that's being asked for is the right to be married, which ironically promotes commitment, family and love.

Mo'Nique Imes-Jackson

#10. Nonsense!" growled the Wolf. "I tell you that it is all the fault of the Government, and if you don't believe me I shall eat you." The Wolf had a thoroughly practical mind, and was never at a loss for a good argument.

Oscar Wilde

#11. I would only have been too pleased if someone had asked me for my data. If you really believed in your data, you wouldn't mind someone looking at it. You should be able to respond that if you don't believe me go out and do the measurements yourself.

James Lovelock

#12. Money is a more taboo subject than sex. If you don't believe me, think about this: you have friends who tell you the intimate details of their sex-lives but they would be shocked if you asked them how much money they make.

Patricia King

#13. Looking into another person's eyes for an extended period of time proved to be a powerful thing. And if you don't believe me, try it yourself.

Matthew Quick

#14. Dreams can exist but not come true
And if you don't believe me just ask yourself
How can the universe know what you want,
If it never hears it from you

Kay Whitley

#15. Every day is a good day, and if you don't believe me, just try missing one of them.

Zig Ziglar

#16. Let us not look for a gold mine or oil wells in the ground. Your mind has it all. You just have to find it. If you don't believe me, then just remember Steve Jobs.

Debasish Mridha

#17. I'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden or Humbert. You can really touch me! If you don't believe me, come to Aristod right now. Come hold and hump me!

Brian Celio

#18. ... once you start demonizing groups of people, when you make them the other, you can justify doing just about anything you want to the, can't you? Look at history if you don't believe me.

Brunonia Barry

#19. I think war is a crime. If you don't believe me, ask the infantry, ask the dead.

Michael McCormick

#20. I will purify my bodily actions through repeated reflection. I will purify my verbal actions through repeated reflection. I will purify my mental actions through repeated reflection. That's how you should train yourself.

Gautama Buddha

#21. As Lizzie had seen so many times with victims, the harder your life had been, the harder it was to give yourself room for ethical choices. So were born cycles of abuse.

Paul Cornell

#22. Asking for money is better over coffee than over a computer.

Jeff Henderson

#23. [I]f subjects must never resist, it follows that every prince, without any effort, policy, or violence, is at once rendered absolute and uncontrollable;

David Hume

#24. Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,

Patrick Thomas

#25. Joy only can be achieved through complete detachment, the detachment which is egoless and superegoless.

Nirmala Srivastava