If Carlsberg Did Sayings

#1. Spoken like a Protestant.

Thomas Harris

#2. People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can't be fixed.

Rick Riordan

#3. You are who you choose to be.

Ted Hughes

#4. I always tell people go see something you don't know about. Something you didn't read a ton about on the internet. Something that you don't know what's going to happen because I think that kind of pleasure of finding something new and discovering it, creates a hunger in you.

Elvis Mitchell

#5. Regional dialects have to become national tongues before they can attain lasting glory. As with America, as with Australia. Scottish is different because Scotland considers itself to be a nation. Its language deserves a chapter to itself.

Anthony Burgess

#6. All newspaper writers have heard that the stuff they compose today has an excellent chance of being used to wrap tomorrow's mackerel.

Ira Berkow

#7. I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon.

Colin Farrell

#8. Most people do not have the guts to direct their own movie - let alone star in it.

Tom Robbins