If All Else Fails Funny Quotes

#1. Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.

Judith Chambers

#2. Music is a discipline, and a mistress of order and good manners, she makes the people milder and gentler, more moral and more reasonable.

Martin Luther

#3. I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling.

Jim Dale

#4. In the "Personal Story" segment tonight, the state of Oregon is extremely liberal in its state government and judicial system.That state has lenient drug laws, including wide access to medical marijuana.

Bill O'Reilly

#5. In the world over, the very name of our country is immediately associated with the Parthenon.

Melina Mercouri

#6. How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance.

Petrarch

#7. Nobody wants to go through divorce, especially when there's young children involved.

Lindsay Davenport

#8. People don't want to see women doing things they don't think women should do.

Joan Jett

#9. When I looked at my hands and wrists, marred by the marks of small burns from cook pots and flying embers, every red weal or white pucker brings to my mind's eye that eternal fire, and the writhing masses of the damned, among whom I must expect to spend eternity.

Geraldine Brooks

#10. The problem with hanging on to the '60s is that everyone thought they would go on forever.

Grace Slick

#11. When all else fails, look cute.

Jim Davis