Ielts Funny Quotes

#1. The first drugs I ever took, I was still at art school, with the group - we all took it together - was Benzedrine from the inside of an inhaler.

John Lennon

#2. This was his punishment. An everyday reminder of his sins. He finally looked on the outside how he felt on the inside.

Kelly Moran

#3. What are all the thoughts rattling in your mind when you're not listening to the answers to questions you ask?
-Jo, Boom

Peter Sinn Nachtrieb

#4. When you think you know it all, there's not much that you'll learn.

Ralph Marston

#5. I must say my heart leaped up, as Jeeves tells me his does when he beholds a rainbow in the sky.

P.G. Wodehouse

#6. ...you must wear clothes, you must honor your teachers, you must not attack fellow students' dorm rooms with chain saws.

E. Lockhart

#7. I have learned that images have the power to educate, honor, humiliate, and illuminate.

David Doubilet

#8. Do what you love and success will follow. Passion is the fuel behind a successful career.

Meg Whitman

#9. Rock and roll is - and should be - a kid's place.

Ben Folds

#10. My home has always been show business.

Sammy Davis Jr.

#11. Marists are workers, we do all the work and Jesuits just think about it.

Warren Mundine

#12. You can close your eyes if you want. Sometimes things are less scary.

Tyler Joseph

#13. Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

Bette Midler

#14. New York is my home.

Vanessa Williams

#15. Join America taught English, an understanding of the U.S. Constitution, that the Bill of Rights is the ultimate insurance policy for a citizen, and that being a citizen is not an entitlement. And we also taught a bit of capitalism.

Niger Innis