Iconic Football Sayings

#1. If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Greg Behrendt

#2. And Sanderson?" "Are you kidding? I bet his girlfriend is a dominatrix or something." "Or his boyfriend." "No, he's so not cool enough to be gay." She was very funny.

Mary Calmes

#3. Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.

David Sedaris

#4. A being without an aim in life, or not possessing the requisite concentration of purpose to assist him in resisting temptation, is like a cork floating upon the water, driven hither and thither by every wind that blows.

Karl G. Maeser

#5. If you correct your mind, the rest of your life will fall into place.

Lao-Tzu

#6. In all these interludes with Sevastyan, I hadn't been Natalie. I'd been Natalya. And that brainless hussy didn't seem to know better.

Kresley Cole

#7. Earth is the nest, the cradle, and we'll move out of it.

Gene Roddenberry

#8. Sometimes God allows us to explore the 'whys' of His instructions. Other times He wants us to obey 'because He said so.' Has God asked you to obey in a specific matter that still awaits your obedient response?

Beth Moore

#9. Then he leaned over, right there in the restaurant parking lot, and kissed me. And it wasn't a friendship kiss, either. It was tender and real, and utterly romantic.

Janette Rallison

#10. He was sprightly and uncommonly good looking, with a quiet, magnanimous confidence that attracted people. He was my hero, too, and I listened to him. He gave me lots of wise advice. He told me to put myself in win-win situations, and that, "You have to know what you want, and you have to get it,

Aspen Matis