I Love You Too Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 62 I Love You Too Funny Quotes

#1. I started off thinking Eminem was a flash in the pan, a kind of hip-hop Hanson brother. How wrong I was. Recovery is sometimes funny, sometimes terrible, always painfully honest. The matching of Eminem and Rihanna on "Love the Way You Lie" is pure genius. "Not Afraid" is pretty great too. - Author: Stephen King
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#2. Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love with me, my stomach does funny things."
"Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. - Author: Libba Bray
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#3. Sex before love is like a bandage before a wound. - Author: M.F. Moonzajer
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#4. Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first. - Author: Michael W. Grimard
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#5. I love writing both fiction and memoir. Both have unique challenges; bottom line, fiction is hard because you have to come up with the credible, twisty plot, and memoir is hard because you have to say something true and profound, albeit in a funny way. - Author: Lisa Scottoline
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#6. The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous. - Author: Confucius
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#7. Love is funny like that. Love stays with us, whether we want it or not. - Author: Heather Lyons
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#8. I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. - Author: Amanda Hocking
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#9. I said alone!"
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#10. His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker. - Author: Henny Youngman
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#11. I pull back. "I'm going to have to change my computer password."
"Oh yeah? To what?"
"I-love-Josh."
"4 eva, he replies."
"You cracked my password? - Author: Sally Thorne
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#12. Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. - Author: Tia Giacalone
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#13. Every time you strip my sword, I owe you a kiss. How's that sound?" I bit my lip to keep from giggling.
"That sounds really dirty."
Patch waggled his brows. "Look whose mind just rolled into the gutter. - Author: Becca Fitzpatrick
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#14. Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. - Author: Santosh Kalwar
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#15. Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. - Author: Helen Gurley Brown
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#16. The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. - Author: Damon Galgut
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#17. I love museums, but I always thought there was something funny about a group of strangers silently staring at works of inanimate objects together. Each person is having a very personal and maybe even emotional experience, but it's in the confines of an extremely quiet and sterile room. - Author: Hiro Murai
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#18. I love you too." Funny how those words got easier to say the more I voiced them. - Author: Laura Thalassa
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#19. As a young kid I was in love with breakdancing. I practiced the uprock style, which is a battle style of dance that looks like fighting. It comes from the gangs in New York in the 1960s and '70s. It's beautiful, almost like a martial art, and it can be funny, too, because you make fun of each other. - Author: Jose Parla
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#20. I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy. - Author: M.F. Moonzajer
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#21. Figure it out!" We always had to figure it out, so you can, too! We didn't have the luxury of people explaining why I couldn't use my left hand or why his family had no money. We just figured it out. But love is a funny thing. - Author: Eddie Huang
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#22. Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right. - Author: Matthew Perry
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#23. And yet this is farther than I've ever fell; You know me much too well. Funny it don't feel like we just met. It didn't take much time. Forever's more than crossed my mind, and we haven't even said 'I love you' yet. - Author: Toby Keith
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#24. Follow your instincts. Do the kind of writing you love to do and do best. 'Stiff' was an oddball book - I mean, a funny book about cadavers? - and I worried that it would be too unconventional. In the end, that's what has made it a success, I think. - Author: Mary Roach
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#25. Dear God," said Nudge under her breath, "I want real parents. But I want them to want me too. I want
them to love me. I already love them. Please see what you can do. Thanks very much. Love, Nudge."
Okay, so I'm not saying we were pros at this or anything. (Max thoughts) - Author: James Patterson
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#26. After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." - Author: Garry Shandling
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#27. Because of this.
Because your funny.
Because you know Lolita.
And Nabukov and James Mason too.
Because you're cute and funny and i'm kind of sad and you haven't tried hitting on me once.
Because you weren't even trying ... - Author: Matt Fraction
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#28. You really are a pain in the ass," he laughs. I swat him playfully, laughing too as a single tear rolls down my cheek. He wipes it away and tucks my hair behind my ear, "But you're my pain in the ass. - Author: Kandi Steiner
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#29. It's funny," I said. "It's very funny. And it's a lot of fun, too, to be in love."
"Do you think so?" her eyes looked flat again.
"I don't mean fun that way. In a way it's an enjoyable feeling."
"No," she said. "I think it's hell on earth. - Author: Ernest Hemingway,
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#30. If you are not too long, I will wait for you all my life. - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#31. It's kind of funny, with all of the different outlets that come from acting that you could try, I would love to direct and kind of be involved in art direction, too. - Author: Imogen Poots
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#32. You're thoughtful, Barbara, but you're not open. You're passionate, but you're hard. You're a good, decent, funny, wonderful woman, and I love you, but you're a pain in the ass. - Author: Tracy Letts
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#33. You realize you've been staring at me for the past five minutes? - Author: Catherine Doyle
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#34. I would love to write a mystery - a romantic, funny mystery. - Author: Cecelia Ahern
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#35. Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. - Author: Jon Winokur
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#36. Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age. - Author: Julia Roberts
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#37. You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. - Author: Richard E. Besser
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#38. God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. - Author: Jacques Deval
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#39. I have a 10 year old boy and a 6 year old boy and the stuff that they watch, it's always ... I mean, it could be because we're a funny family, but they love the humor and combining humor with space action, I mean, you know, there's a winner right there. - Author: Rhys Darby
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#40. If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. - Author: Jimmy Reed
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#41. The sun weeps because it can no longer caress your skin or warm your lips." He sifted his fingers through my hair. "I do not envy the sun, Eva. But I truly hate the moon, because its light touches you in all the ways I cannot. - Author: Michele Bardsley
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#42. I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the world, she just cracks me up all the time. - Author: Nick Cannon
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#43. People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty or wrong, they won't laugh. But if it's a big, dirty, smart, funny laugh, they love it. - Author: Michael Patrick King
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#44. The mother I'm completely over but the daughter I love to death. The mother I'd like to love to death." "Heh." "Don't do me any favors; only laugh if it's funny." "It is! - Author: Ned Vizzini
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#45. It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. - Author: John Bulwer
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#46. I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. - Author: David Cross
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#47. Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it's going to collapse on his head. - Author: Rufus Sewell
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#48. You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy. - Author: Cecily Von Ziegesar
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#49. Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know that fact impresses everybody! I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York! - Author: Denis Leary
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#50. If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Author: Lily Tomlin
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#51. Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. - Author: Solange Nicole
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#52. Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I belong in both places and I love them both equally. It's funny because the Swedes claim me as their Swedish pride and the Canadians call me their Canadian girl. I'll take it all. - Author: Malin Akerman
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#53. I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes. - Author: Bo Burnham
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#54. I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder. - Author: Brittany Snow
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#55. You ... you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it."
"I do like it," he said. His breathing was as heavy as mine. "I love it."
And then he took me to the bed. - Author: Richelle Mead
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#56. What's so funny about cats is that they have this kind of aloof, superior vibe to them. Even if you love them, they are unpredictable. Dogs are more social, and the way that they attach and bond to us is much more human. - Author: Ze Frank
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#57. Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies. - Author: Maureen Johnson
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#58. I think that sometimes, romantic comedies have to be really broad, and that the plot of people falling in and out of love or whatever is not enough. 'Enough Said' had that stuff, but I wanted it to be fun and funny while also grounded in reality. - Author: Nicole Holofcener
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#59. I love New York. You can pop out of the Underworld in Central Park, hail a taxi, head down Fifth Avenue with a giant hellhound loping along behind you and nobody even looks at you funny. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#60. Hey, A-D-D," she called out to Claire, "come over and try these on. - Author: Kimberly Derting
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#61. She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. - Author: Kenya Wright
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#62. When I was younger I used to think that band-aids did all the work. I mean after all, it binds your wound together and makes everything better back to the way it was. But then I became an adult and started to fall in love,fvi and I realize that band-aids are so overrated lol. - Author: Onee'sha Ford
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