I Know I'm A Screw Up Quotes

#1. I'm staring and I need to stop, but seeing her inhibits brain function. Girls don't know it, but standing in the presence of beauty impairs guys. At least, it impairs me. Screw it. It's Lila. Lila impairs me. - Author: Katie McGarry

#2. I know people in business. I know lots of people in the business world. I have good relationships with those people because I don't screw anyone over. - Author: Lauren Blakely

#3. Most of the time, I don't know whether to fight you, spank you or screw you. You make me crazy and you don't listen to me, which pisses me off. - Author: A.P. Jensen

#4. I'd like to think that in any circumstance I'd say, "You know what? Screw this. Kill me. I'm done. I'm not going to grovel." - Author: Aldis Hodge

#5. U.S. Government has said they are now going to go after the terrorist's electronic banking system. You know what they should do? They should transfer bin Laden's funds to my bank. They'd mess up his deposits, screw up his statement and nickel and dime him to death with service charges. - Author: Jay Leno

#6. I'm astonished at how readily a great many people I know, young people, have accepted a reduced economic prospect and limited freedoms in any substantial sense, and basically traded them for being able to screw around online. - Author: Jaron Lanier

#7. That means if you want to become strong, you become predictable. You keep your word, know and then honor your commitments, mind the details, invest in daily spiritual input, assume rather than avoid responsibility, admit your mistakes, correct your screw-ups, and keep a healthy watch over yourself. - Author: Anonymous

#8. Miguel: We've only gone over 100x! Mika: K - gonna roc!! Billy: Glad ur babysitting, dumbass. U know how 2 shoot, right? Mika: Screw u! Kevin: Cut the crap - stay focused treat us like animals we'll show them animals Mika: Hear that! Miguel: Payback a bitch! - Author: Sophie Jordan

#9. I poked him in the chest. 'First of all, yes, it was. Lacy cards and love tokens were widely exchanged even in Victorian times. By now, you should know better than to screw with me on historical trivia. - Author: Molly Harper

#10. I looked for certain attributes in a soldier. I know the modern method is to put the attributes into a computer and see what comes out. But as far as I am concerned, the computer is the worst damn instrument devised by man to screw up man-management. - Author: Christopher Vokes

#11. All I know is that I've made some big screw-ups, and I've done some things that have done all right. I just keep trying to learn from the mistakes I've made. - Author: J.J. Abrams

#12. I know I always screw up,
but you know me better,
so just always know this was one of my totally lame jokes.
Because deep inside your heart I know there is love and friendship,
and I know someday you will forgive me - Author: Orey Brockington

#13. In god's eyes we are fucking naked... did you know that??
- God is fucked screw up person! - Author: Deyth Banger

#14. You know what I think? I think you should stop all this nonesense and screw the shit out of him until he passes out from exhaustion ... you'll have to feed him, of course, to keep his energy level up, but make sure you hide his clothes so he can't get dressed. Men can't run when they're naked. - Author: Tina Reber

#15. When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake. - Author: Jake Roberts

#16. Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!"
"Now come on, sugar, you know I don't swing that way."
"Whatever! - Author: Ilona Andrews

#17. Not everyone is out screw you over/
Maybe, just maybe they just wanna get to know ya. - Author: Marina And The Diamonds

#18. You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got hung as witches. - Author: Iliza Shlesinger

#19. I know what you're thinking because I know how your mind works."
She imagined giving him the finger. "What am I thinking?"
"You want me to go screw myself."
"Close enough. - Author: Melissa Landers

#20. The thing I'm trying to ignore. The thing I shouldn't want, the thing I can't have.
And he's standing in front of me right now.
So what do I wish for? Something I'm not sure I want? Someone I'm not sure I need? Or someone I know I can't have?
Screw it. Let the fates decide. - Author: Stephanie Perkins

#21. Next thing I know I'm hiking that sweet, short skirt up over her sweet round ass, breaking my own rules, gonna screw a brunette, on the highway to Hell. - Author: Karen Marie Moning

#22. I'm always the last person they go to with a sequel, because I'm the most skeptical. You know, I'm very proud of what we've done, and I don't want to screw up our series. - Author: Sigourney Weaver

#23. To create something new is both thrilling and excruciating at the same time. It's great to have all these choices in front of you, and to have the writers in the room so you know exactly what they meant. But the downside is you want so badly not to screw it up! - Author: Kate Baldwin

#24. I know a lot of people did a lot of heavy lifting to make me successful and I do everything in my power not to screw it up. - Author: Charles Barkley

#25. You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. - Author: Jake Roberts

#26. As for my constant low-grade state of confusion - the Blur is a term that seems to be sticking - let me break it into three categories: (1) things I should know but never learned, (2) things I choose not to know, and (3) things I know but totally screw up. - Author: Maria Semple

#27. It's a mood record. Like one night you're going to be down in the dumps depressed because you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend and the next moment you're gonna be like screw him you know? And the next one you're saying to yourself 'God I'm in love.' - Author: Willa Ford

#28. You really know how to screw up a perfect night, don't you?"
"You thought it was perfect, huh? Does that mean you had a good time?"
"I always do when I'm with you. - Author: Jamie McGuire

#29. You know, it's a funny thing. You can smoke yourself to death, drink yourself to death, work yourself to death, and even eat yourself to death. But that's all acceptable. The only thing you can't do medically is screw yourself to death, and yet that's where they put all the obstacles. - Author: Mario Puzo

#30. We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why Pixar's goal is to screw up as fast as possible. - Author: Lee Unkrich

#31. I would have given you all of that. You know I would. Screw the Bahamas, Id have given you the world. - Author: Natalie K. Martin

#32. I trust you, and I know you trust your contact. For one million dollars and three months of my time, I'll screw pretty much anyone. - Author: Winter Renshaw

#33. I was always big. I was kind of around this size, like, since I went into high school. I played rugby and stuff like that. So, people, you know, would screw with me, but I never got into, like, a real fight or anything like that. - Author: Seth Rogen

#34. Where I come from, family's defined as those who don't screw you over a paycheck. Blood makes no difference. If you can trust them with your life and know that they'll be there come whatever hell rains down, then they're your family. - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

#35. How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "I don't know. How many?" "Eight." "Why?" "Oh, stop overanalyzing it. - Author: Dennis Lehane

#36. It was mix tapes, that's my story, I did a lot of mix tapes, that's what I started doing when I was 17. I got with a hot DJ out here and you know Texas, the rap scene is different, everyone out here is on the Screw music. - Author: Slim Thug

#37. I feel my personality is richer than my bank account. So if I meet a girl, maybe first she just likes me because I'm rich. But then she's gonna get to know me and say, 'Screw the money.' - Author: Will.i.am

#38. I didn't know what was worse: to have your shot and screw it up, or to never have had a shot in the first place. - Author: Danielle Paige

#39. I do know the sorrow of being ordinary, and that much of our life is spent doing the crazy mental arithmetic of how, at any given moment, we might improve, or at least disguise or present our defects and screw-ups in either more charming or more intimidating ways. - Author: Anne Lamott

#40. I know most people would say we're just kids, or to young too know what love is. But screw that. I've known you my whole entire life. We have shared everything together. - Author: Jasinda Wilder

#41. And the Clave wants to meet Clarissa. You know that, Jace."
"The Clave can screw itself."
"Jace," Maryse said, sounding genuinely parental for a change. "Language."
"The Clave wants a lot of things," Jace amended. "It shouldn't necessarily get them all. - Author: Cassandra Clare

#42. But one thing I do know, you don't screw with crazy. - Author: Brandy Nacole

#43. I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there. - Author: Susan Powter

#44. But not as much as you do. I don't know what to tell you to make you understand. You're like sunlight to her. I'm the fucking lamp in the corner." He paused and shook his head. "No, screw that. You're the sun to her, while I'm a chandelier. Still beautiful, but one drastically outshines the other. - Author: Tijan