I Hate Clowns Quotes

#1. I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus.

Ty Simpkins

#2. I hate clowns. You can't see what they're thinking.

Geraldine McCaughrean

#3. I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?

D.J. MacHale

#4. I hate clowns," I say. "Why'd you have to bring up clowns? Zs aren't enough? Gotta talk about the smiley creepy guys too?

Jake Bible

#5. I hate clowns!" "That's not a real clown," another boy said. "That's just some guy dressed up like a clown!

Blake Crouch

#6. I shouldn't be this tired when I try to find my way back to the tree. I'll rest for a while, and I'll drift back down to the orchard, and the stone wall. I'll lie in my bed and wait. Someone has turned the ponies out again.

Caitlin R. Kiernan

#7. No one likes a clown who reminds them of why they hate ice-cream-truck music.

Sloane Crosley

#8. Death's gruesome face taunts:
soulless eyes, crimson grimace.
I really hate clowns.

Katherine Applegate

#9. Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns.

Rick Riordan

#10. It is a pretty odd profession - tickling people - but it can be lucrative.

George Miller

#11. There are only two types of people in this world; people who hate clowns, and clowns.

D.J. MacHale

#12. The thing about America - it's different everywhere, but visually, it's amazing to shoot in the desert in the New Mexico light. It's really hard to shoot in that desert and make anything look not amazing.

Lenny Abrahamson

#13. When it's raining gold, reach for a bucket, not a thimble.

Warren Buffett

#14. What do you love?"
"You for doing this - you in general. Chocolate, sushi, malt shakes. All things I'm highly deficient in at the moment. Well, other than you."
"What do you hate?"
"Chloe and clowns. Come to think of it, Chloe is a clown.

Addison Moore

#15. Nothing teaches character better than generosity.

Jim Rohn

#16. I can usually tell when a woman is going through a divorce because they look so gaunt and tired and sad. It's just a huge sadness. It's horrible. It's like death. You mourn, but the person's still there.

Andie MacDowell

#17. There are a lot of artists that I love, and I think they're really talented, and they're good dancers as well. I've always wished that I could combine that.

Agnetha Faltskog

#18. I still absolutely love 'The Sound of Music' and anything with Julie Andrews in it.

Kristin Scott Thomas

#19. I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me.

J. Cole