I Hate Clowns Quotes

#1. I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me.

J. Cole

#2. I still absolutely love 'The Sound of Music' and anything with Julie Andrews in it.

Kristin Scott Thomas

#3. There are a lot of artists that I love, and I think they're really talented, and they're good dancers as well. I've always wished that I could combine that.

Agnetha Faltskog

#4. I can usually tell when a woman is going through a divorce because they look so gaunt and tired and sad. It's just a huge sadness. It's horrible. It's like death. You mourn, but the person's still there.

Andie MacDowell

#5. Nothing teaches character better than generosity.

Jim Rohn

#6. What do you love?"
"You for doing this - you in general. Chocolate, sushi, malt shakes. All things I'm highly deficient in at the moment. Well, other than you."
"What do you hate?"
"Chloe and clowns. Come to think of it, Chloe is a clown.

Addison Moore

#7. I hate clowns!" "That's not a real clown," another boy said. "That's just some guy dressed up like a clown!

Blake Crouch

#8. When it's raining gold, reach for a bucket, not a thimble.

Warren Buffett

#9. I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus.

Ty Simpkins

#10. The thing about America - it's different everywhere, but visually, it's amazing to shoot in the desert in the New Mexico light. It's really hard to shoot in that desert and make anything look not amazing.

Lenny Abrahamson

#11. There are only two types of people in this world; people who hate clowns, and clowns.

D.J. MacHale

#12. It is a pretty odd profession - tickling people - but it can be lucrative.

George Miller

#13. Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns.

Rick Riordan

#14. Death's gruesome face taunts:
soulless eyes, crimson grimace.
I really hate clowns.

Katherine Applegate

#15. I hate clowns. You can't see what they're thinking.

Geraldine McCaughrean

#16. I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?

D.J. MacHale

#17. No one likes a clown who reminds them of why they hate ice-cream-truck music.

Sloane Crosley

#18. I hate clowns," I say. "Why'd you have to bring up clowns? Zs aren't enough? Gotta talk about the smiley creepy guys too?

Jake Bible

#19. I shouldn't be this tired when I try to find my way back to the tree. I'll rest for a while, and I'll drift back down to the orchard, and the stone wall. I'll lie in my bed and wait. Someone has turned the ponies out again.

Caitlin R. Kiernan