I Am Pregnant Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 27 I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes

#1. Was she pregnant then?' asked Assad. Judging by the number of family members in his photos, it was a feminine condition with which he was quite familiar. - Author: Jussi Adler-Olsen
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#2. Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, Hey, at least I'm not pregnant - Author: Daniel Tosh
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#3. It's so funny the world we live in now. The years where you are most fertile, those are also the fertile years for career and personal growth. And so you're not encouraged to get pregnant in your 20s. But the 30s are when the biology kind of has you by the ovaries, so to speak. - Author: Staceyann Chin
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#4. I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It's funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, 'Okay, let's experience that.' You just have to just go with it because it's rare. - Author: Julianna Margulies
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#5. I must say you do look funny." "And shall I tell you wot you look like? You look like a blinkin' barrel - that's wot you look like."
- Tootoo And Tania, Tootoo with a leg cast and Tania being pregnant - Author: Warren Chetham-Strode
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#6. I've been single so long that if I hug a brother, he'll get pregnant! - Author: Tranea Prosser
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#7. I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. - Author: Tracy Morgan
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#8. When you write a play, you make a set of assumptions
that you have something to say, that you know how to say it, that its worth saying, and that maybe someone will come along for the ride. - Author: Edward Albee
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#9. A winner never stops trying. - Author: Tom Landry
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#10. The weasel under the cocktail cabinet. - Author: Harold Pinter
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#11. Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#12. I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. - Author: Nicole Kidman
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#13. There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still crops up now. But it's definitely not true. I can promise you that. - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#14. I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. - Author: Bo Burnham
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#15. Barefoot and pregnant. After the ruckus last night, I suppose I wouldn't be all that shocked if you managed it," Elijah muttered as Stunt passed him.

Stunt was officially in hell. It was like getting caught by his parents having sex. Worse...kinky sex. - Author: Lyn Gala
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#16. A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' - Author: Demetri Martin
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#17. The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair - Author: Olive B. Persimmon
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#18. Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there. - Author: The Walking Dead
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#19. Do not deprive someone of his livelihood. This is a sinful tendency. - Author: Mahavira
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#20. It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant. - Author: Georgina Chapman
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#21. That much sexual tension makes me want to hump a phone pole, and that's just not attractive in a pregnant woman. - Author: Amy Lane
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#22. They won't really shoot us, will they?" Faith whispered as they started forward.
"I'll pretend I'm in labor if they do any funny stuff," Angelina said in a low voice. "Pregnant women always scare the shit out of men. - Author: Maya Banks
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#23. On the Republican playing field, Republicans always win. - Author: Robert Reich
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#24. I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ... - Author: Dashiell Hammett
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#25. You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. - Author: Jay Leno
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#26. It's because I'm pregnant, Christian."
He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. "If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier. - Author: E.L. James
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#27. Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner ... " - Author: Henny Youngman
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