Top 16 I Am Legend Funny Quotes

#1. I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.

Hedy Lamarr

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#2. Washington read": the act of telling someone, "I didn't read your book but did praise it on TV.")

Mark Leibovich

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#3. I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one.

John Legend

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#4. They've done their best to make it harder for you, haven't they?" he said.

Ayn Rand

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#5. I gained a great appreciation for what I would call the collective achievement of the country. I began thinking of America as a much more just and humane place than I would have thought if I'd been covering the civil rights struggle.

Charles Kuralt

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#6. But come to think of it, after a lifetime of feeling too much, maybe there's actually something to be said for fast and sudden.

Jennifer Niven

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#7. You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going full strength right now so it's great to get these while you're alive, I'd hate to get them after you're dead.

Alice Cooper

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#8. he was also banned even from engaging in conversation with two or more persons. He could not legally go to a child's birthday party any more than he could attend political rallies

Gillian Kendall

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#9. Being called a 'music legend' is a very funny thing. It's nice to know that my work has been appreciated and that people have given me that status. On a personal level, however, I can't think about it too much. It means a lot ... but then it doesn't.

Chris Squire

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#10. Sometimes I don't know if Zelda isn't a character that I created myself.

F Scott Fitzgerald

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#11. That's the funny thing about guns; even untrained hands can feel powerful using them. But take that gun away and you're left with nothing but a coward whose only skill is how to blindly pull a trigger.

Jennifer Wilson

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#12. Success is like electricity just waiting to be harnessed.

Rachel Cherry

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#13. Some people may think I am still young and still a boy but now I feel like I am a man.

Rafael

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#14. The Word of God bares weight on all ages always.

Matt Chandler

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#15. Funny how the stupid shit we do for those we love hardens into legend.

Taylor Adams

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#16. There are ledgers. Those I kill. Those I reward."
"There are legends. You used to be one."
"I am a legend."
"Dani's a legend. Not you."
"This Dani appears to matter to you."
"Always."
"Perhaps you had a funny way of showing it.

Karen Marie Moning

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