Humurous Quotes

#1. If you can't write clearly, you probably don't think nearly as well as you think you do.

Kurt Vonnegut

#2. [T]he most viciously intolerant campus I ever visited as a lecturer was Brown, where the humanities program has been gutted by a jejune brand of feminist theory and cultural and media studies.

Camille Paglia

#3. I'm struck with the realization that I'm holding onto a man who, for now, is holding onto me but he has still not let go of her.

Ella Frank

#4. There is money to be made in the market place, but under the cherry tree there is rest.

Ruskin Bond

#5. I think there's a part when you sign your soul to the devil and start working in Los Angeles that you also sign away that you could be a human being in anyone's eye. You're like a robot!

Amber Heard

#6. Though I should have known better, I had to ask. "What is furniture disease?"
She looked at me like I had the IQ of a grape. "It's when your chest falls into your drawers. Get ready for it, honey, because with that rack of yours, you'll be using them as knee pads before you know it.

Annelise Ryan

#7. Great discoveries, Ganapathi, are often the result of making the wrong mistake at the right time.

Shashi Tharoor

#8. Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it?

Rick Riordan

#9. Overall, she seems to be doing well for her age, but she looks like one of those dried apple dolls and my nursing gut tells me she is one good sneeze away from a rapid response team.

Annelise Ryan

#10. This is my war, and I don't know what side I'm on.

Unknown

#11. I have moments where I miss my old self. But I think anyone can get caught up in what we used to have. But at the same time, we can choose to focus on the beauty of now.

Steve Gleason

#12. I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date.

Sarah Morgan

#13. Bishop Berkeley destroyed this world in one volume octavo; and nothing remained, after his time, but mind; which experienced a similar fate from the hand of Mr. Hume in 1737.

Sydney Smith

#14. That was probably the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me."
"What? Almost falling in a ditch?"
"No, being carried by a girl.

Brandy Nacole

#15. The paradise of prayers is like a palace full of precious things.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#16. Shall we accept the testimony of a man, yet reject the Truth of God.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#17. He who has not been a determined accuser during prosperity should hold his peace in adversity.

Victor Hugo

#18. Only the soul knows its sorrow.

Lailah Gifty Akita