Top 4 Humour Noir Quotes

#1. How many remember where they were when the war began on the 1st of September 1939?

I remember.

I should remember.

I started it.

My name is Robert Leroy Parker.

Daniel DeLacy

#2. Somebody should have taken him to a stationary store and pointed out the difference between an envelope and a whore.

Richard Brautigan

#3. She wore a loose bathrobe that covered up a body that would have won first prize in a beauty contest for cement blocks ... She had a voice that made pearl harbour sound like a lullaby.

Richard Brautigan

#4. The angry mob of villagers wield camera phones, the twenty-first century equivalent of pitchforks and flaming torches.

Erin Kelly

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