Humour Cute Quotes

#1. Cal: "Could you write a little bigger? I'm not sure China saw that."
Every Boy's Got One

Meg Cabot

#2. (Kaylee) Tell me I'm pretty, Wash.
(Wash) Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion.
(kaylee) Because I'm pretty?
(Wash) Because you're pretty.

Brett Matthews

#3. I'll be firm," I promised Patch, adopting a no-nonsense expression. "No backing down."
By now Patch was full-on grinning. He kissed me again, and I felt my mouth soften its resolve. "You look cute when you're trying to be tough," he said.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#4. Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. "And if you pass that pitcher, I will reveal a nugget of information that will please you and instantly return me to your good goddess graces."
Nellie pushed the pitcher forward. "Spill. Not the fudge sauce. The info.

Jude Watson

#5. We're adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you're counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even.

Robyn Carr

#6. The nature of our two main political parties has changed in the United States.

Roger Mahony

#7. Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful you sound?"
"Yes, I do," he said with a firm nod. "And I think I'm underappreciated.

Robyn Carr

#8. Oh Mokona, you're such a tease! ~Fai D. Flowright

CLAMP

#9. I don't think I believe in angels, that's all. And if you were one, that would mean I'd have to re-evaluate my beliefs. I'm not quite ready to do that.

Karen Mahoney

#10. Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you."
"Because any other female would!

Kresley Cole

#11. Isn't he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour?

Robyn Carr

#12. How do you know?"
"Well, I don't, I'm making this up, but I bet I'm right.

Robyn Carr

#13. There are more American Indians alive today than there were when Columbus arrived or at any other time in history. Does this sound like a record of genocide?

Rush Limbaugh

#14. So the English approach to show business and their work is more - and this is a big generalization, I hasten to say - but it's more, they work on it as a craft job.

Elizabeth McGovern

#15. perpetual diet of coffee and cigarettes.

Pete Kahle