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Top 9 Humorous Text Sayings

#1. A bad strategy will fail no matter how good your information is and lame execution will stymie a good strategy. If you do enough things poorly, you will go out of business. - Author: Bill Gates
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#2. Lasting change happens when people see for themselves that a different way of life is more fulfilling than their present one. - Author: Eknath Easwaran
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#3. Actually, television tells you to take dope. It tells you to destroy the human race really, by first having more consumers and then consuming more poison and then making the whole planet uninhabitable. - Author: James Purdy
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#4. But McBean was quite wrong, I'm quite happy to say,
the Sneetches got quite a bit smarter that day.
That day, they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches,
and no kind of Sneetch is the BEST on the beaches - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#5. I had a dream about you last night... and found out that friends are a label we love to use, but usually it's just a nice word for "acquaintance. - Author: Marshall Ramsay
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#6. It's never been a plan to have this or that. It's just where I am in my life, at that time, and where my path is going to go. - Author: Cam Gigandet
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#7. Once you've been on tour six, seven years, you get an idea of what works and what doesn't work universally. There will be some crowds that we just can't play a song, but we've got 90% of a show that we know is going to be a hit with the Lupe Fiasco fan. I think the catering has already been done. - Author: Lupe Fiasco
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#8. I was always interested in science, and pre-med was arespectable thing to do while I ursued my songwriting. - Author: Neil Diamond
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#9. God works as he chooses - we have our tests and He has His revelations - Author: Susan Fletcher
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