Humorous Retirement Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 20 Humorous Retirement Sayings

#1. I love architecture almost as much as I love my musicals. - Author: Cameron Mackintosh
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#2. You don't have the moral right to hold one child back to make another child feel better. - Author: Stephanie S. Tolan
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#3. During the last war when there was a market for everything that could be produced, the production capacity of Canada and the United States, which were outside the battle area, increased one hundred percent. - Author: John Boyd Orr
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#4. If we are born under a lucky star, it shows that we have earned the good fortune thereby Indicated, by forethought, kindness, and our other virtues expressed in previous lives, for we cannot have friends unless we are friendly ourselves. - Author: Max Heindel
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#5. If I see my films described as 'quirky' or, even worse, 'snarky' one more time, I'm going to probably seriously consider an early retirement. All these years, I've labored under the conceit that they were darkly humorous.' - Author: Terry Zwigoff
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#6. Take risks in order to innovate - Author: Anna Bligh
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#7. Piety is not a goal but a means to attain through the purest peace of mind the highest culture. - Author: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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#8. But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake. - Author: Derek Landy
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#9. However my mother had once said, 'When you go to art school, you'll find everybody sitting around practicing how to do their signature'; and sure enough, there they were, some of them doing just that. - Author: Richard Williams
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#10. The best thing about being a Yankee is getting to watch Reggie Jackson play every day. The worst thing about being a Yankee? Getting to watch Reggie Jackson play every day - Author: Graig Nettles
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#11. The persons hardest to convince that they're at the retirement age are children at bedtime. - Author: Shannon Fife
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#12. There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Author: Peter Drucker
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#13. Getting is more fun than having. - Author: James Cook
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#14. Retirement is lie sex. Men love to talk about it, but when the time finally comes, they're good for about fifteen minutes then they're dying to put their ties back on. - Author: Paula Wall
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#15. Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig on my checks. - Author: David Letterman
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#16. He was trying to fit this Herakles onto the one he knew. - Author: Anne Carson
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#17. Walt also had a humorous sign posted outside the mansion, recruiting ghosts who wanted to enjoy 'active retirement' in the "country club atmosphere' of this 'fashionable address'. Interested ghosts were to write to the 'Ghost Relations Dept. Disneyland,' and were told,'Do not apply in person. - Author: Leslie Le Mon
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#18. The secret of longevity ... Is to keep breathing! - Author: Sophie Tucker
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#19. The larger world lay not across oceans but within the human mind and heart. - Author: Greg Iles
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#20. The artist who is not also a craftsman is no good; but, alas, most of our artists are nothing else. - Author: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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