Top 17 Humorous Insults Quotes
#1. I got to thinking - when it was too late - you have to reach out to people. To your family, too. You can't just let them sit there, you should put your hand out. If they slap it back, well you reach out again if you care enough. If you don't care enough, you forget about them, if you can.
Cynthia Voigt
#2. No, I don't have a ring, but I have my heart and it's all yours.
Maggy Mae
#5. Jesus Christ, one person with their mind made up can shove a lot of folks aroun'! You win, Ma. Put away that jack handle 'fore you hurt somebody.
John Steinbeck
#7. Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.
Aaron Copland
#8. It's called the principle of favorability. When you play cards the first time, you are almost sure to win. Beginner's luck.
Paulo Coelho
#9. Only a keen sense of public duty restrains me from plugging you where you sit, you ineffable swine.
Sapper
#11. Cause forever I believe that there's nothing I can need but you
Nickelback
#12. Natalya: It was our favorite sister of NASA who guilt me into putting my tits on line to rescuing you helpless ornaments.
Brian K. Vaughan
#14. I don't know the parameters for the Ballon d'Or. I only know that Messi deserves to win every trophy
Manuel Pellegrini
#16. The smallest component of the human molecule is a vibration - the equivalent to a musical note. Taking the time to learn more self-awareness at this level creates life experiences beyond that of all the greatest symphonies ever heard
Gary Hopkins
#17. A king is a thing men have made for their own sakes, for quietness sake. Just as in a family one man is appointed to buy the meat.
John Selden
