Humorious Caution Quotes

#1. No one gave me the secret decoder ring on how to make friends.

Sharon E. Rainey

#2. Let me remember that each life must follow its own course, and that what happens to other people has absolutely nothing to do with what happens to me.

Marjorie Holmes

#3. The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.

Ann Coulter

#4. With my child, I hardly watch TV now.

Lindsay Davenport

#5. It was my mom who told me, "Ernie, if you make even one person happy with your smile or a funny thing you did every day, you'll have accomplished a great deal." And that's all I've ever tried to do.

Ernest Borgnine

#6. For Pete's sake, Quinn, you should have seen him when I was pregnant. He practically set a peacock on fire for daring to walk across my path in the garden one day.

Alyssa Day

#7. Antimatter is the most powerful energy source known to man. It

Dan Brown

#8. We have been lead as the hip hop generation. We have been once again lead by people who are under qualified. It's like they just got a pair of new jeans..They just started wearing them below their belt 2 months ago.

MC Hammer