Human Tornado Quotes

#1. I have a human tornado playing jump rope with my guts. Hard to sleep with Cirque de Bebe going on beind my belly button.

JB Salsbury

#2. My hair is made of actual fire, you guys.

Hayley Williams

#3. The person who exudes a love of life, infused with charm and a smile, this is the person of value.

Colin Myles

#4. No, you're not like me. You're better. A better person, a better goddamn everything. Now, eat your breakfast. And if you open your mouth to say you aren't everything I know you are, I'll stuff that bagel in it. Plain. Without cream cheese.
Healthy food
the ultimate threat.

Rob Thurman

#5. We shall never understand the ethical system taught by Jesus unless we realize that he was a Jew, not only by birth, but that he lived and taught as a Jew; the Sermon on the Mount was addressed to his distracted fellow nationals.

Arthur Keith

#6. Good homes are still the best source of good humans.

Neal A. Maxwell

#7. Politics is the name we give to the orchestration of power in any society.

Robert McKee

#8. So ask yourself, you swirling tornado of a human being, in a world of disoriented honeybees, do you want to look locked out the minute you sit down?

Naomi Shihab Nye

#9. Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes.

Isaac Marion

#10. There is no neutral ground in the universe. Every square inch, every split second is claimed by God, and counterclaimed by Satan.

C.S. Lewis

#11. The historic ascent of humanity, taken as a whole, may be summarized as a succession of victories of consciousness over blind forces - in nature, in society, in man himself.

Leon Trotsky

#12. I'm starting to think that my level of intrigue outweighs my fear of controversy.

Criss Jami

#13. In other words, now that she had rid herself of falsehood, that young woman had only to be herself. Ah, but what is "herself"? I mean, what is a woman? I assure you, I do not know, I do not believe that you know.

Virginia Woolf

#14. I can apply myself to the format of 'SNL,' I can apply myself to the format of 'Conan,' but at the same time, I'm still being J. B. Smoove. I'm not changing up my style, I'm not changing up how I think, what's funny to me, my delivery, the way I carry myself.

J. B. Smoove