How Dumb Do You Think I Am Quotes

#1. When people say "How dumb do you think I am?" I answer "You can't possibly be as dumb as I think you are." 09-19-2014

Jan Thomas

#2. I may be deprived of eloquence, but my mind can never be a dumb.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#3. Student: why do dumb people ignore wise people. Teacher: Because, the dumb people believe they are the wise people.

Jayce O'Neal

#4. You're hopeless dumb
if you blindly tweet rumours
and get ripped on-line.

Ibnu Din Assingkiri

#5. Not one escaped to tell the fall of Alamo,
The hundred & fifty are dumb yet at Alamo.

Walt Whitman

#6. Someone told me to dumb my poetry down, but I told them I can't because I don't have a smart phone.

Delano Johnson

#7. Congratulations, he said. "That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen." His expression was a mix of awe and disbelief. "Ever.

Patrick Rothfuss

#8. Nature gives liberty even to dumb animals.

Tacitus

#9. The trees come up to my window like the yearning voice of the dumb earth

Rabindranath Tagore

#10. At night the sky was very near, sprawled in star smoke and gamma cataclysms, but she didn't see it the way she used to, as soul extension, dumb guttural wonder, a thing that lived outside language in the oldest part of her.

Don DeLillo

#11. If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and an endless barrage of ridicule and insults. It feels like the only thing I can count on right now. I don't want something dumb like respect and affection getting in the way.

Michael Buckley

#12. The guys who play it [soccer] are kinda dumb. Why don't they just kick the crap out of the guy in front of the net? Then they could score all they want.

Tite Kubo

#13. She felt her most recent lovers lay like dumb victims along her thighs.

Henry H. Roth

#14. I was aware that people thought a certain type of photo work was either stealing, borrowing, copying or dumb.

Laurie Simmons

#15. God is not dumb, that he should speak no more;
If thou hast wanderings in the wilderness
And find'st not Sinai, 'tis thy soul is poor.

James Russell Lowell

#16. We do not need you. Do not come unless I call you." Ricard crawled out of bed and shut the door as the steam men moved down the hall. "Dumb things." Ricard - As Timeless As Stone

Maeve Alpin

#17. Evelyn: ...Don't take my negativity for lack of self-confidence. I'm just a realist.
Maddie: Realistically dumb.

Rachel Hera

#18. It struck me that the chief obstacle to marital contentment was this perpetual gulf between the well-founded, commendable pessimism of women and the sheer dumb animal optimism of men, the latter a force more than any other responsible for the lamentable state of the world.

Michael Chabon

#19. Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

Rickey Henderson

#20. And then I return to find your dumb ass hanging out in the street by the car, practically saying Take me! I'm all yours! he said in a feminine voice, wiggling his fingers.

Dannika Dark

#21. Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?

William Powell

#22. Claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself
shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here

Rachel Caine

#23. Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. Its not easy, most of the time its just dumb and pointless, everything is fake, there is a lot of noise, but if you close your eyes and picture yourself in an open field or a quiet forest, you can maybe make it to the end without killing yourself

Jon Lajoie

#24. I've certainly done some turkeys along the way and made some dumb choices in my career, mostly early on. I'm one of the lucky ones who got to make a lot of mistakes very early when no one was paying attention.

George Clooney

#25. He thinks men like me weak. He thinks me dumb, feeble, subhuman. I was not raised in palaces. I did not ride horses through meadows and eat meals of hummingbird tongues. I was forged in the bowels of this hard world. Sharpened by hate. Strengthened by love. He is wrong. None of them will survive.

Pierce Brown

#26. Hi, my name is Jaime and I play bass, and I have dumb hair.

Jaime Preciado

#27. I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.

Barack Obama

#28. What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast. We suffer for nothing. Our own death wish is our only real tragedy.

Mario Puzo

#29. Fighting! Fighting like white-trash dumb monkey ...
-Park's mom

Rainbow Rowell

#30. I go back and forth as to whether I think Nancy Pelosi's really this dumb or not. Although, every time I hear her speak I get closer and closer to concluding that she is this dumb.

Rush Limbaugh

#31. When you get a lot of money thrown at you, you can make some dumb decisions without the right advice.

Peyton Manning

#32. Damn, Ty, I'm getting slizzard," Mel says, sending everyone into bouts of laughter. "Dumb ass, you don't have a G6. You can't get slizzard in a frickin' Prius," I joke with her. We all laugh again

Julie Prestsater