House Elf Quotes

#1. The Democratic Party headquarters house elf,

Dennis Kucinich

#2. Dobby, sir. Just Dobby. Dobby the house-elf, said the creature.

J.K. Rowling

#3. Who's Kreacher?"
"The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," said Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother", said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?

J.K. Rowling

#4. I have had it all tested for poison," he assured Harry. "Had a house-elf taste every bottle after what happened to your poor friend Rupert.

J.K. Rowling

#5. Humans are drawn to each other's rough edges.

K. Bromberg

#6. We have lost our humanity.

Tahereh Mafi

#7. You have a traitor there, Aslan, said the Witch. Of course everyone present knew that she meant Edmund. But Edmund had got past thinking about himself after all he'd been through and after the talk he'd had that morning. He just went on looking at Aslan. It didn't seem to matter what the Witch said.

C.S. Lewis

#8. Oh you is a bad elf, Dobby!

J.K. Rowling

#9. By now, she was far from the scorch of these sands. After the ransom deal, she would be safely married in England. To Ashton. And Caine, who had hurt her far more than anything Abdullah had planned for her with that long, curved dagger, deserved no better than this torment of knowing it.

V.S. Carnes

#10. Trust and trust alone should lead us to love

Therese De Lisieux

#11. I take the no-doughnut pledge, and then I break it.

Lauren Graham

#12. I love fried chips, but they weren't good for you, and I didn't like the healthy options like rice chips.

Keith Belling

#13. Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off.
Note: Dawkins was quoting a former editor of New Scientist Magazine, who is as yet unidentified (possibly Jeremy Webb)

Richard Dawkins