Houdard Chartres Quotes

#1. Bernie Sanders' presidential campaign announced that it raised over $1.5 million in the 24 hours after he announced his bid. Meanwhile, a 12-year-old on Kickstarter just raised $7 million in five minutes after announcing his idea for juice box water guns.

Jimmy Fallon

#2. Where I come from, there's no common enemy, there's no "why." There's no, "I hate white people."

Vince Staples

#3. And what exactly is it that you do?"

"I do pretty much what the name implies. I shoot trouble.

Bard Constantine

#4. No one in the modern history of this country, no president, has done more to move toward a balanced budget than has President Bill Clinton.

Mario Cuomo

#5. And everything was made of paper: sentences, pardons, pleas, bad records, demerits, proof of guilt, but never, it seemed, proof of innocence. If there were no paper, Carter felt, the entire judicial system would collapse and disappear.

Patricia Highsmith

#6. Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid.

Michel De Montaigne

#7. My God would never deliberately bring harm to anyone. But if it happens, if it simply happens due to wind and rain and weather and man's own mistakes, then God has promises to keep: Li£e continuing. An even richer, fuller, brighter ongoing life to compensate.

Marjorie Holmes

#8. I used to think I'd be just like them when I grew up, but I am not. And the thing is, somewhere along the way, I stopped wanting to be like them, anyway.

Jodi Picoult

#9. Any day above ground is a good one.

Donald E. Williams Jr.

#10. Our theory is simply this: a person counts as an asshole when, and only when, he systematically allows himself to enjoy special advantages in interpersonal relations out of an entrenched sense of entitlement that immunizes him against the complaints of other people.

Aaron James

#11. Poetry is again hip in America as people are beginning to refuse to die of boredom and to choke in the fog of their funny money.

Andrei Codrescu