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Top 15 Hot Weather Jokes Quotes

#1. Nothing good about this but it's title. A priggish little yarn. And Hidden Riches is not a story
it's a machine. It creaks. It never made me forget for one instant that it was a story. Hence it isn't a story. - Author: L.M. Montgomery
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#2. What determines our being virtuous is largely the absence of opportunity to be otherwise - Author: Eric Nicol
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#3. It's always 100% about you, and never about you at the same time. - Author: Blaze Lazarony
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#4. What if I don't want to go?"
"I like you, kid," he says. "You're a rebel." He leans against the doorframe and nods his approval. "But to be honest, no one has the obligation to feed you, house you, protect you, be nice to you, treat you like a human being - "
"Okay, okay. I get it. - Author: Susan Ee
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#5. The most skillful flattery is to let a person talk on, and be a listener. - Author: Joseph Addison
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#6. Not selfish things, not things for herself; who could give to unwanted children love, care, a home. All these things she could buy for them, but not their love for her. Then - Author: Agatha Christie
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#7. Declare the United States the winner and begin de-escalation. - Author: George Aiken
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#8. The idea of putting old Browborough into prison for conduct which habit had made second nature to a large proportion of the House was distressing to Members of Parliament generally. - Author: Anthony Trollope
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#9. You are divine, you are perfect, but as an artist, you create your own story and you have the illusion that the story is real. You live your life by justifying that story. And by justifying the story, you are wasting your life. - Author: Miguel Ruiz
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#10. The wiles of a veteran turned the younger man's own gift of speed against him. - Author: Geraldine Brooks
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#11. Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. - Author: Billy Carter
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#12. When somebody's in love with you, they think it's amazing you've written them a poem, and when they don't love you anymore, they hate those poems. They wish those poems would go away. - Author: Eileen Myles
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#13. The mind's capacity is limitless, and its manifestations are inexhaustible. Seeing forms with your eyes, hearing sounds with your ears, smelling odors with your nose, tasting flavors with your tongue, every movement or state is all your mind. - Author: Bodhidharma
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#14. Stop hittin' me!" he cried. "This is hardly fair, now is it? Two of you against me?"
"You're the one who came at us with a gun," Ghastly said, standing over him.
"But that was for a giggle," Jack tried. "I wasn't aimin' at you, I swear. - Author: Derek Landy
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#15. God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own. - Author: Ted Williams
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