Horatio Sanz Quotes

#1. Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.

Adam McKay

#2. One of the coolest things was that, in 2007, I got to go to Iraq with Rob Riggle, Paul Scheer, and Horatio Sanz. We went over there to do some comedy shows with the U.S.O.

Rob Huebel

#3. Americans no longer look to government for economic security; rather, they look to their portfolios.

Bill Owens

#4. If I were a dad, I'd have my kids watch 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Honeymooners.'

Horatio Sanz

#5. You challenge me to be a better person. And no one else does that, except maybe my mother.

Jody Hedlund

#6. The best moment for a box of chocolates was before you bit into one. Once you knew it was coconut, the magic was over.

Diane Hammond

#7. Twentieth century history of Christianity will name Oral Roberts as the voice that brought the Pentecostal movement to be taken seriously by mainline Christianity.

Robert H. Schuller

#8. I'd like to do a show that's not a sitcom.

Horatio Sanz

#9. Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football is a metaphor for America's sinfulness.

George Will

#10. You are my life now. this"_he waved a hand dismissively around him at the club-"the fey, everything, it all falls into place once you accept me"
-kennan

Melissa Marr

#11. The Graces was a great experience; it's great working with women, but we weren't put together in an organic way, and I think that's why we didn't stay together. There wasn't that natural friendship.

Meredith Brooks

#12. I'm an anchor and he is the sea and I sink into his tenderness as he presses my hand to his heart.

Sarah Noffke

#13. Somewhere out there, a higher
form of sadism won the first round.
Well, screw that. I'm not ready to be
pwned.

Clyde DeSouza

#14. What I've learned from sketch is you can get it as perfect as you want, and it's never going to be perfect.

Horatio Sanz

#15. It is not important to be a believer, it is not important to be religious, because there are billons around the world already! But it is important to be compassionate, it is important to be ethical, because there are only tens of thousands around the world, obviously not many!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#16. I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a little annoying to some people.

Horatio Sanz

#17. By all standards, except for 'Star Trek' standards, 98 episodes of any television show is a wildly successful run.

Scott Bakula

#18. I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos.

Horatio Sanz

#19. The U.S. is a complex country. It has a high predominance of immigrants who have been eminently successful.

Azim Premji

#20. I'm the eldest of four - I love my family so much. I'm crazy about them.

Suki Waterhouse

#21. 'Naked Gun 33 1/3' I think made me laugh more than anything ever made.

Horatio Sanz

#22. I press my eyes shut and will the thoughts away. But they refuse to comply, and instead, they lodge themselves in the crevasses of my brain, poking out just enough that I know they're still with me, like a tiny splinter in your baby toe that gnaws away at you with every step you take.

Allison Winn Scotch

#23. Important state legislative races and statewide elections for offices like Lt. Governor and Attorneys General are often overshadowed by gubernatorial and federal elections.

Ronnie Musgrove