Hoover Vacuum Quotes

#1. Worry is to joy what a Hoover vacuum cleaner is to dirt: might as well attach your heart to a happiness-sucker and flip the switch.

Max Lucado

#2. When it comes to fighting you shouldn't be thinking at all. You have to clear your mind and trust yourself completely.

Gunnar Nelson

#3. Ripley is married. And he's not lost. He has his feet on the ground.

Patricia Highsmith

#4. Admit it, you want to be fucked and it's not Emen, that dull fuck, you want to feel saddled fast and riding hard between your legs. It's me. My bruises on your skin, my bite marks for you to wear as if it were the finest jewelry.

Penny Alley

#5. We are now living in a fast paced technological era where every skill that we teach our children becomes obsolete in the 10 to 15 years due to exponentially growing technological advances.

Naveen Jain

#6. How do cultures differ from one another? Above all, in their customs. Tell me how you dress, how you act, what are your habits, which gods you honor, and I will tell you who you are. Man not only creates culture, he carries it around with him. Man is culture.

Ryszard Kapuscinski

#7. I didn't fight to get women out from behind vacuum cleaners to get them onto the board of Hoover.

Germaine Greer

#8. I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.

Will Rogers

#9. Very few people realize how dangerous the indoor environment can be to long term health.

Steven Magee

#10. I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.

Mitch Hedberg

#11. At the beginning a man was wealthy because he was powerful - now he is powerful because he has money. Intellect reaches the throne only when money puts it there. Democracy is the completed equating of money with political power.

Oswald Spengler

#12. Frankly, I'm guessing that before getting to my house today, Shoshanna had thought the Hoover Dam was some kind of vacuum cleaner attachment.

Elizabeth Cody Kimmel