Honey Singh Funny Quotes

#1. Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it, and he will throw his own feces at you. - Author: Jon Corzine

#2. The first songs I wrote were catchy, but the subject matter was God. - Author: Katy Perry

#3. There is an hour wherein a man might be happy all his life, could he find it. - Author: George Herbert

#4. When I'm lying in bed I think about the next collection. That makes me sound insane, doesn't it? That I'm getting into bed with David Beckham and thinking about clothes. - Author: Victoria Beckham

#5. We are the masters of our own fates - we decide how we go forward. - Author: Sarah J. Maas

#6. Crossing too many t's and dotting too many i's makes a room look overdone and tiresome. One should create something that fires the imagination without overemphasis. - Author: Nancy Lancaster

#7. Physicians mend or end us, Secundum artem; but although we sneer - In health - when ill we call them to attend us, Without the least propensity to jeer - Author: Lord Byron

#8. A pinned butterfly holds no delight. A pinned butterfly is nothing like a butterfly at all. - Author: Patrick Rothfuss

#9. Good resolutions are a pleasant crop to sow. -The seed springs up so readily, and the blossoms open so soon with such a brave show, especially at first. But when the time of flowers has passed, what as to the fruit? - Author: Lucas Malet

#10. All religions teach the same basic thing, that you have to stand up for those that are considered the worst. - Author: Michael Moore

#11. You think I'm gorgeous?"
"When I look at you, all I can think about are the the different ways I'd like to fuck you."
"So that's a yes then?" she said shyly.
"No, darlin. It's an I-hope-you-weren't-planning-on-sleeping-alone-tonight. - Author: Nenia Campbell