Homophone Quotes

#1. Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?

David C. Holley

#2. I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of seaman. And then call me up on the homophone and read it to me.

Mary Roach

#3. The best of fiction, as we know, of course, doesn't tell the truth; it tales the truth.

Criss Jami

#4. The better I shoot, the less I have to maneuver.

Eddie Rickenbacker

#5. Young people in general - and young women in particular - need to understand that they cannot retrieve in their forties the opportunities they threw away in their twenties.

Thomas Sowell

#6. I had someone tell me I fell off, ooh I needed that.

Drake

#7. No one pointed out to Ginzberg that the quick and only way to a peace beyond 'desire,anger,grasping,craving' is to cut your throat; that anyone who has no appetite for stress has no appetite for life on human terms...

Jeff Nuttall

#8. If we fail to do something, the people following us will have nothing to build upon

Sunday Adelaja

#9. Mermaids don't drown.

Suzanne Palmieri

#10. It would be a shame if you were killed. I should be very sorry. I know I wouldn't like it to happen to me.

Lloyd Alexander

#11. The MindScreen is the most highly-developed function of our brain.

Ilchi Lee

#12. It's really hard for me to capture this certain way of singing that sounds good to me. I don't really understand it, but hopefully some day I'll figure it out.

Doug Martsch

#13. We couldn't see the real dark for the metaphorical dark. Because of the metaphorical dark, the death-dark, we were constantly concerned to banish the natural dark.

Kathleen Jamie