Top 10 Homeschool Humor Quotes

#1. Corporations haven't limited their grasp to the First Amendment; pretty much any and virtually every amendment that could be used to further corporate interests has been fair game.

Thom Hartmann

#2. We are all capable of change and growth; we just need to know where to begin.

Blaine Lee Pardoe

#3. Persecution on racial and religious grounds has absolutely no place in a nation given over to liberty.

Nicholas Murray Butler

#4. I never acted out with my actions to show people that I'm getting grown, you never see me with a cigarette, or see me wilding out or doing anything like that.

Bow Wow

#5. I never thought modeling would become my career. I thought it was something I'd do to pay my way through college.

Liya Kebede

#6. If I were to name my favorite pastime, I'd have to say talking about myself. I love it and I think most other people do too. We need, people like us, more listeners and less talkers.

Hedy Lamarr

#7. I t was a well-known fact among Christian homeschoolers that public
schools were bastions of gangs, drugs, teen pregnancy, rap music, pop culture, secular humanism, witchcraft, and body piercings.

Josh Sundquist

#8. Can't you home school me?" Nate pleaded.
"You would never do any work." (Nate's mom)
"Sounds perfect!

Brandon Mull

#9. Anyone who wants to be pope doesn't care much for themselves, God doesn't bless them. I didn't want to be pope.

Pope Francis

#10. There is a quality of life which lies always beyond the mere fact of life; and when we include the quality in the fact, there is still omitted the quality of the quality.

Alfred North Whitehead

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