Holy Guacamole Quotes

#1. Holy guacamole. Was that a double entendre? I swear that was a double entendre. Someone hold my panties on for me because Mason Lowe was freaking flirting with me, using double entendres.

Linda Kage

#2. Sometimes life seems uncomfortable and that's actually when life starts.

M.H. Rakib

#3. The making of 'Naked' was an absolutely phenomenal, mind-bending experience. That film was life-changing and put my career onto a whole different level.

David Thewlis

#4. One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.

Bennett Cerf

#5. Everybody's got some sin, but if it troubles your heart you're a gentle sinner, just a good soul gone wrong.

Alice Childress

#6. We've been around, and we've stayed around, and we go out, and people still enjoy listening to us, and we still sell a lot of tickets, so what do I got to complain about? Nothing.

Robin Zander

#7. In true love you want your partner to be happy.
In false love you want your partner.

Paulo Coelho

#8. There is about world-class athletes carving out exemptions from physical laws a transcendent beauty that makes manifest God in man.

David Foster Wallace

#9. corner into the Vicolo del Fiori. He faced four tall men dressed as gladiators, shoulder to shoulder, and at once he knew that something was wrong. "Stop

George McNeill

#10. Bury me smilin' with G's in my pocket, Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it Let the hoes that I used to know, from way before Kiss me from my head to my toe, Gimme a paper and pen so I can write about my life of sin, Couple bottles of gin, in case I don't get in ...

Tupac Shakur

#11. I thought how little interest the men before me had in the results of the war, and how little knowledge they had of "what it was all about.

Ulysses S. Grant

#12. Putin wants to reestablish Russian greatness, not as the Cold War, but in 19th century empire terms.

William J. Clinton