Hohner Funeral Home Quotes

#1. To many Americans, everything from the Easter morning to the Ascension had to be made up by the groveling enthusiasts as part of their plan to get themselves martyred.

Antonin Scalia

#2. Maybe there's no limit to the kind of extraordinary things I can experience here.

Ryohgo Narita

#3. I've always thought that the stereotype of the dirty old man is really the creation of a dirty young man who wants the field to himself.

Hugh Downs

#4. the writing process behind The Tilted World.

Tom Franklin

#5. Reed: "I owe you big-time, Ronnie."
Ronnie: "You've been my best friend since kindergarten, Reed. I owe you big-time."
That's the kind of friend she is.

Robin Friedman

#6. Don't beat yourself. That's the worst kind of defeat you'll ever suffer.

John Wooden

#7. It's a total lie to say there's only one person you're going to be with for the rest of your life. If you're lucky - and if you try really hard - there will always be more than one.

Rachel Cohn

#8. There is an old saying: No man is your enemy, no man is your friend, every man is your teacher.

Florence Scovel Shinn

#9. I shovel out the money, and God shovels it back - but God has a bigger shovel. - R. G. LeTourneau

Randy Alcorn

#10. Go out there and do your part to change the world. You may not change all you had hoped but the world will be better for the caring demonstrated by your effort.

Michael Josephson

#11. Crikey means gee whiz, wow! Crikey, mate. You're far safer dealing with crocodiles and western diamondback rattlesnakes than the executives and the producers and all those sharks in the big MGM building.

Steve Irwin