Hobnobbing With Celebrities Quotes

#1. I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first to see if she would read that too.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. Malibu: With sounds of waves crashing, and the ocean at the doorstep, you feel like you are hours away from civilization. And with L.A. traffic, YOU ARE.

Jennifer Harrison

#3. How odd Of God To choose The Jews.

William Norman Ewer

#4. Adam has about a foot and fifty pounds on Kim, but after stumbling for a second, she adjusts to the added burden. She bears it.

Gayle Forman

#5. People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

Johnny Knoxville

#6. [A]ffirmative action in the United States has made blacks ... who have largely lifted themselves out of poverty, look like people who owe their rise to affirmative action and other government programs.

Thomas Sowell

#7. No, not under the vault of another sky, not under the shelter of other wings. I was with my people then, there where my people were doomed to be.

Anna Akhmatova

#8. The quest of the truth had been born in me - the most tragic and incomplete, as well as the most essential, of man's quests.

Ida Tarbell