Hoary Puns Quotes

#1. What shall I do that I may inherit eternal life? Keep the commandments.

Lancelot Andrewes

#2. The wisdom of other cultures is one of the greatest gifts that a traveler can bring home. It takes no room in your suitcase - only an open mind and an open heart.

Peggy Kopman-Owens

#3. Oklahoma holds ancient power within its red dirt,

P.C. Cast

#4. I used to wonder why people should be so fond of the company of their physician, till I recollected that he is the only person with whom one dares to talk continually of oneself, without interruption, contradiction or censure; I suppose that delightful immunity doubles their fees.

Hannah More

#5. These napkins are more holy than righteous, Mrs. Wapshot said, and most of her conversation at table was made up of just such chestnuts, saws and hoary puns.

John Cheever

#6. I know that, physically, I'm a very demure-looking person. But I certainly have as much aggression or anger as the next person, and that's got to come out somehow. I'm lucky that I get to play music, and that it's not going to come out in some totally destructive way.

Annie E. Clark

#7. A ninnyhammer," Jane said, "sounds like a magic hammer. One that I can use to smite ninnies. I have a great need for one of those.

Courtney Milan

#8. When it is not in our power to follow what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

Rene Descartes

#9. Men want to be him, women want to screw him ...
most wanting to be the one to tame the untameable Jake Wethers.

Samantha Towle

#10. Some people like to paint trees. I like to paint love. I find it more meaningful than painting trees.

Robert Indiana

#11. Don't try to tackle a two-hour feature movie as your first project. Cut your teeth on a smaller level and work through the kinks at that level and build your strength as you go.

Stephen Kendrick