Top 16 Hoarious Quotes
#1. Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have? Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army? Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.
Groucho Marx
#2. She had turned to her anger, harboring herself there. A ship anchored in tumultuous water.
Sarah Noffke
#3. Then he would get into a plane and leave the field wide open; the field was crammed with paralegals, all of them stoutly armed with condoms.
Lydia Millet
#4. It's convenient how men get to sign their names to these little creations without doing much more than having an orgasm and assembling a crib.
Tarryn Fisher
#5. But there was something in the ice-cold reasoning of Holmes which made it impossible to shrink from any adventure which he might recommend. One knew that thus, and only thus, could a solution be found. I clasped his hand in silence, and the die was cast.
Arthur Conan Doyle
#6. My roots are in stand-up, and stand-up is very freeing. There's no script involved; you just fly.
Harland Williams
#7. To have compassion for those who suffer is a human quality which everyone should possess, especially those who have required comfort themselves in the past and have managed to find it in others.
Giovanni Boccaccio
#9. God save King Pendragon,
May his reign long drag on,
God save the King.
Send him most gorious,
Great and uproarious,
Horrible and hoarious,
God save our King.
T.H. White
#10. If we choose to walk into a forest where a tiger lives, we are taking a chance. If we swim in a river where crocodiles live, we are taking a chance. If we visit the desert or climb a mountain or enter a swamp where snakes have managed to survive, we are taking a chance.
Peter Benchley
#11. The Crusades - the most signal and most durable monument of human folly that has yet appeared in any age or nation.
David Hume
#12. If we be never obliged to relieve others' burdens, but when we can do it without burdening ourselves, then how do we bear our neighbor's burdens, when we bear no burden at all?
Jonathan Edwards
#13. Our worlds are all jumbled together
your world, my world, the sheepman's world. Sometimes they overlap and sometimes they don't.
Haruki Murakami
#14. I told myself, Malala, you have already faced death. This is your second life. Don't be afraid - if you are afraid, you can't move forward.
Malala Yousafzai
#16. And at long last, Aelin Ashryver Galathynius was home.
Sarah J. Maas
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