Hmrc Paye Quotes

#1. I'll make death love me; for I will contend
Even with his pestilent scythe.

William Shakespeare

#2. I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'

Tommy Cooper

#3. An educated patient is empowered; thus, more likely to become healthy.

Dean Ornish

#4. We do seem to bicker and bicker. Sometimes I feel we're like an old married couple, who think occasionally of murdering each other - but never of divorce.

Denis MacShane

#5. You save me every single day. You are the one thing that makes me happy. You are the only thing I need.

A Meredith Walters

#6. Don't get pissy with me leech." With a glare, Carrow pressed her print to his torque. "Even tapped out, I can still do a love spell to make you fall in love
with the sun.

Kresley Cole

#7. Oh, Kanga," said Pooh, after Rabbit had winked at him twice, "I don't know if you are interested in Poetry at all?" "Hardly at all," said Kanga.

A.A. Milne