Hitchhiker S Guide To The Galaxy Quotes

#1. Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer on drunkenness.
"Go to it," it said, "and good luck.

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#2. A cup of tea would restore my normality.
[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Screenplay]

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#3. I've read the 'Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy' at least once a year since I was twelve years old.

Sean Biggerstaff

#4. As Douglas Adams wryly observed in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: There are two things you should remember when dealing with parallel universes. One, they're not really parallel, and two, they're not really universes!

Marcus Chown

#5. In the beginning the Universe was created.
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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#6. How many roads must a man walk down?

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#7. The funkiest housing in Holland is for low-income, and I think that's very nice.

Zaha Hadid

#8. I've got eighteen-year-old twins that need to go to college, so there's still a financial issue, but I could retire tomorrow and just count ducks by the side of the lake, and that would be just fine by me. I'm not a high-energy guy.

Jonathan Banks

#9. The inhabitants of the other spots reason in like manner, of course, with the result that from early infancy the mind of the child is provided with blood-curdling stories about the Germans, the French, the Italians, Russians, etc.

Emma Goldman

#10. My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I don't pay attention to her. She's a vegetarian, and it drives me crazy.

Alan King

#11. The Andrew Principle is when the incompetence of an organization exceeds the incompetence of certain individuals within that organization, thereby allowing their promotion within said organization.

Chris Alexander