Hilarious Weed Quotes

#1. Writing checks with his mouth that his ass could never hope to cover.

Junot Diaz

#2. There would be no need for love if perfection were possible. Love arises from our imperfection, from our being different and always in need of the forgiveness, encouragement and that missing half of ourselves that we are searching for, as the Greek myth tells us, in order to complete ourselves.

Eugene Kennedy

#3. To change ones life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly.

William James

#4. I protect Prim in every way I can, but I'm powerless against the reaping.

Suzanne Collins

#5. Make the verses flow together. If a following verse has nothing to do with the previous, you may lose our listener/reader. You want a smooth flow to hear or read, and it's easier to memorize.

Margaret Atwood

#6. The wonder of life shouldn't be squandered on insignificant or unbeneficial experiences.

Steven Redhead

#7. My whole act is off the top of my head.

Don Rickles

#8. We are related to each other. By taking care of you, I take care of myself. By taking care of myself, I take care of you. Happiness and safety are not individual matters.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#9. I think my kids give mommy more attention than they give me.

Nick Cannon

#10. A sure cure for boredom: fast until you are ravenous.

Mason Cooley

#11. As my father-in-law once said, when they talk about taxes it's always for teachers, firemen, and police - but when they spend your taxes, it always seems to go to some guy in a leather chair downtown you never heard of.

Glenn Reynolds

#12. I listen mostly to classical music.

Alexandra Fuller

#13. For him, I must remember, I am only a whim.

Margaret Atwood