Top 10 Hilarious Senior Citizen Quotes

#1. Fear isn't what it appears to be,
it's a motivation that sets us free,
keep scratching, chewing and kicking me,
waiting for that moment in time to flee,
when it erupts in disbelief,
when it's exposed and we let it be,
without its hold it has no meaning.

Jess "Chief" Brynjulson

Hilarious Senior Citizen Quotes #69341
#2. We're in such a hurry most of the time we never get much chance to talk. The result is a kind of endless day-to-day shallowness, a monotony that leaves a person wondering years later where all the time went and sorry that it's all gone.

Robert M. Pirsig

Hilarious Senior Citizen Quotes #350090
#3. I didn't worry if a bit got no response, as long as I believed it had enough response to linger.

Steve Martin

Hilarious Senior Citizen Quotes #379141
#4. You better be very convinced, very sure, before you pull your plug or someone else's plug, that you know what's on the other side of the gravestone.

Joni Eareckson Tada

Hilarious Senior Citizen Quotes #398637
#5. One of the things that all religions have is a narrative of doomsday. There has to be some kind of overarching fear of the future. If there wasn't, none of the religions could invoke this important thing - that science has no evidence of, by the way - called free will.

Greg Graffin

Hilarious Senior Citizen Quotes #432707
#6. The leaders come and go, but the people remain. Only the people are immortal.

Joseph Stalin

Hilarious Senior Citizen Quotes #606046
#7. Healthcare is the cornerstone of the socialist state. It is the crown jewel of the welfare state.

Monica Crowley

Hilarious Senior Citizen Quotes #858261
#8. But what does he profit if the man gains the world but loses his soul?

Anonymous

Hilarious Senior Citizen Quotes #877872
#9. Since you have a choice between life and death, why not choose life and live.

Carolyn Wells

Hilarious Senior Citizen Quotes #1144417
#10. Both my parents are creative. My dad did act when he was younger, but they're both very creative.

Daisy Ridley

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