Hilarious Profane Quotes

#1. The earth', he said, 'has a skin; and this skin has diseases. One of these diseases is called, for example, "humanity".

Friedrich Nietzsche

#2. I pay for homeowner's insurance, I pay for car insurance, I pay for health insurance.

Elizabeth Warren

#3. I realize I'm paying attention to nothing but the dandelions blowing wishes in my lungs.

Tahereh Mafi

#4. Fantasy is the only canvas large enough for me to paint on.

Terry Brooks

#5. Teenage girls these days are more and more getting lured into thinking they should dumb themselves down, and that's going to attract the wrong kind of guy, and it's serious. It's serious business.

Danica McKellar

#6. I bent my head over a stove in my early 20s and picked it up in my 30s.

Alexandra Guarnaschelli

#7. Her own contempt for any forms of pressure society might put on her was so profound and instinctive that she as instinctively despised anyone who paid tribute to them.

Doris Lessing

#8. There's many lanes on the highway of enlightenment, they don't have to be on the razor's edge like the yellow line dotted in the middle. Balance is appropriate, not too tight, not too loose, the Middle Way as we call it in Buddhist dharma teachings.

Surya Das

#9. Today I release the need to blame anyone, including myself.

Louise Hay

#10. We're all different. That's what makes us special. We have to love each other and get on with each other. It's not up to me to judge anybody.

Carrie Underwood

#11. "Poor Mrs. Benefer," Heather murmured. "Well, a nice cup of tea and she'll be right as rain.""Oh, puh-leeze, Heather. A nice cup of tea, indeed. A nice cup of tea, two Prozac, and sleep for a week, maybe ... "

Douglas Whiteway

#12. The state is facing a unique and extraordinary set of challenges and opportunities that demand the involvement of all of us to address them. It's time for everyone to pull together to improve California's competitiveness.

Carly Fiorina

#13. Ray Toro is a very eccentric, crazy genius type guy. I think he's a genius. He just got this thing at the VMA. The way he played, it makes you go 'Jesus!' He's really sweet, really kind of lovable. He's like a cartoon character.

Gerard Way

#14. The aroma of kaf," Turak said, "is almost as enjoyable as the flavor.

Robert Jordan

#15. bosh," he finally said. "Ook-la. Palm trees

Jonathan Kellerman