Top 9 Hilarious Poop Sayings
#1. I punched my hand through the water. I wanted to kick his ass. 'This is between me and Belly.' Smug piece of shit. - Conrad Fisher
Jenny Han
#4. If you're an original thinker, you are going get told 'no' a lot, and you have to be able to hear 'no' many times from the bankers and trust that at some point, someone is going to recognize that you are an artist and not a can of soda.
Nick Offerman
#5. My girl deserves a man who'll give his all for her happiness and I'm going to bust my ass trying to do that
Kathryn Perez
#6. I enjoyed growing up part of my life in Virginia Beach. We had the ocean and the beach and a beautiful landscape. We were outdoors all the time and we played outside.
Mark Ruffalo
#7. I may be small, but I've got friends that make me ten feet tall.
Mickey Mouse
#8. The Beautiful Poem
I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking
about you.
Pissing a few moments ago
I looked down at my penis
affectionately.
Knowing it has been inside
you twice today makes me
feel beautiful.
Richard Brautigan
#9. You've got to have a deep yearning for the answer if you ever want to truly learn something really well. If something has no value, it's simply not appreciated.
Maxwell Grantly
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