Top 15 Hilarious Fart Sayings

#1. Every sunset is an opportunity to reset.

Richie Norton

Hilarious Fart Sayings #351325
#2. Youngstown - the place where, you know, we were told, people got killed.

Jacqueline Marino

Hilarious Fart Sayings #388650
#3. Money enhances a man, yes, as beauty enhances a woman.

Leona Helmsley

Hilarious Fart Sayings #459725
#4. If you get lonesome enough, Carrie knew, you'll even call the police.

James Purdy

Hilarious Fart Sayings #694010
#5. We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.

Michael O'Leary

Hilarious Fart Sayings #780024
#6. When you obsess about the customer, you end up defeating your competition as a byproduct. When you are just obsessed about the competition, you end up killing yourself, because you are not focused on the customer.

KR Sridhar

Hilarious Fart Sayings #839649
#7. There's some task which the God of all the universe, the great Creator, your redeemer in Jesus Christ has for you to do, and which will remain undone and incomplete until by faith and obedience you step into the will of God.

Alan Redpath

Hilarious Fart Sayings #844292
#8. The Dagda, who reigned just before the coming of the Milesians, was the greatest of the De Danann. He was styled Lord of Knowledge and Sun of all the Sciences. His daughter, Brigit, was a woman of wisdom, and goddess of poetry. The Dagda was a great and beneficent ruler for eighty years.

Seumas MacManus

Hilarious Fart Sayings #913133
#9. What I saw was more than I could stand. The noise I heard had been made by Little Ann. All her life she had slept by Old Dan's side. And although he was dead, she had left the doghouse, had come back to the porch, and snuggled up by his side.

Wilson Rawls

Hilarious Fart Sayings #1046968
#10. Lost Decency (a memoir) covers three phases of Afghanistan's last 50 years (Where it was? What Happened and Where it is headed?)

Atta Arghandiwal

Hilarious Fart Sayings #1211698
#11. I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts.
Let's not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing out big plumes of noxious gas doesn't always smell good, but it generally feels might fine.

Neil Pasricha

Hilarious Fart Sayings #1268612
#12. Little did we know it would be watched by millions of people and break viewing records.

Douglas Wilson

Hilarious Fart Sayings #1470240
#13. Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.

David Broder

Hilarious Fart Sayings #1517264
#14. Expectation is the springboard of achievement.

Ngaio Marsh

Hilarious Fart Sayings #1541854
#15. The shark had never begged Jonah in order to get him swallowed; Jonah's own actions took him into the shark's belly! Failure may not chase after you, but when you miss your way, you will rather go chasing failure!

Israelmore Ayivor

Hilarious Fart Sayings #1641871

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