High School Prom Night Quotes

#1. In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

Matthew Perry

#2. CHORUS
What, never?

CAPTAIN
No, never!

CHORUS
What, never?

CAPTAIN
Well, hardly ever!

W.S. Gilbert

#3. Augie: Does everybody else know?
T.C.: About my epitaph?
Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face!
T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.

Steve Kluger

#4. I romanticized domesticity for a while, and loved having a shopping list of groceries stuck to the fridge for the first time.

Liberty Ross

#5. Leading with integrity is embracing honesty! We should always use our weaknesses to point others to Christ's strength.

Perry Noble

#6. I had really no sense of style. Everyone around me in my family had the sense of style - I learned as much as I possibly could.

Caitlyn Jenner

#7. Instead of trying to produce a programme to simulate the adult mind, why not rather try to produce one which simulates the child's? If this were then subjected to an appropriate course of education one would obtain the adult brain.

Alan Turing

#8. I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!

Dana Gould