Heyerdahls Expeditions Quotes

#1. People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

Jenny Eclair

#2. The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

Fuzzy Zoeller

#3. His parents had skimmed from the very top of the gene pool to make that mouth.

C.D. Reiss

#4. I'm seriously beginning to worry about you guys," Willow sighed from the arm chair and looked up from her laptop with discord, "Being asked out in the middle of a hurricane is not romantic. It's totally reckless and irresponsible."
"And totally hot," added Carmen.

Kristen Day

#5. Techno is everything you haven't imagined yet

Jeff Mills

#6. Passion is taking such a bite out of life that when the juices run down your face, everyone licks their lips!

Chuck Spezzano

#7. Juniper: Are you guys busy?
Percy: Well, we're in the middle of this game against a bunch of monsters and we're trying not to die.
Annabeth: We're not busy.

Rick Riordan

#8. The four walls of paper are like a prison because every idea wants to spring out in all directions - everything is connected with everything else, sometimes more than others.

Ted Nelson

#9. I was born to meet you, Izz. I reckon that's what I was put here for,

M.L. Stedman