Henry Watson Fowler Quotes

#1. Holy shit, my sister was right. The hormones make you pregnant females wild for cock. I might die from so much sex.

Raine Miller

#2. Any one who wishes to become a good writer should endeavour, before he allows himself to be tempted by the more showy qualities, to be direct, simple, brief, vigorous, and lucid.

Henry Watson Fowler

#3. An excessive use of exclamation marks is a certain indication of an unpractised writer or of one who wants to add a spurious dash of sensation to something unsensational.

Henry Watson Fowler

#4. After all, it is an ancient and valuable right of the English people to turn their nouns into verbs when they are so minded.

Henry Watson Fowler

#5. I've been on 'Days' since I was 16, and being surrounded by such thin, gorgeous actresses made me so insecure and self-conscious.

Alison Sweeney

#6. Those who run to long words are mainly the unskillful and tasteless; they confuse pomposity with dignity, flaccidity with ease, and bulk with force.

Henry Watson Fowler

#7. Pretentious quotations [are] the surest road to tedium.

Henry Watson Fowler

#8. God's unchanging word equips us to understand His ways and to stand firm in faith.

Euginia Herlihy

#9. Anyone who finds himself putting down several commas close to one another should reflect that he is making himself disagreeable.

Henry Watson Fowler

#10. The obvious is better than obvious avoidance of it.

Henry Watson Fowler

#11. It need hardly be said that shortness is a merit in words.

Henry Watson Fowler

#12. My favorite snack would have to be Fritos, no doubt about it. Fritos and mayonnaise. I know. Really healthy, isn't it?

Sylvester Stallone

#13. I hope you don't mind,
I hope you don't mind,
that I put into words,
how wonderful life is,
now you're in the world.

Elton John

#14. The purpose of paragraphing is to give the reader a rest. The writer is saying ... : Have you got that? If so, I'll go to the next point.

Henry Watson Fowler

#15. The writer's Queen Victoria is his public, and he would do well to keep a bust of the old Queen on his desk with the legend "We are not amused" hanging from it.

Henry Watson Fowler

#16. Reinforced to me again and again was how I was a 'brave girl' for not crying, a 'good girl' for not complaining, and soon I began defining myself this way, equating strength with silence.

Lucy Grealy

#17. Those who are addicted to the phrase "to use a vulgarism" expect to achieve the feat of being at once vulgar and superior to vulgarity.

Henry Watson Fowler

#18. Prefer the familiar word to the far-fetched. Prefer the concrete word to the abstract. Prefer the single word to the circumlocution. Prefer the short word to the long. Prefer the Saxon word to the Romance.

Henry Watson Fowler

#19. We tell our thoughts, like our children, to put on their hats and coats before they go out.

Henry Watson Fowler