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#1. Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#2. The mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance - Author: Helen Rowland
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#3. Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#4. A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#5. And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#6. A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#7. The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#8. Matrimony is the price of love
divorce, the rebate. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#9. There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#10. Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#11. To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is misunderstood or that he is different; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more that merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#12. When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#13. Love is woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. It is a game at which men must play against stacked cards, and without the slightest inkling of the trump. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#14. For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#15. A fool and her money are soon courted. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#16. Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#17. Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#18. It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#19. The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#20. Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#21. Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#22. Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#23. True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#24. Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#25. Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#26. The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#27. A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#28. Woman's love
a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#29. Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#30. A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#31. Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#32. What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#33. A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#34. No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#35. Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom
but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#36. Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#37. Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#38. Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#39. A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract
but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#40. Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#41. After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#42. It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#43. Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#44. Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#45. No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#46. Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#47. Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#48. Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#49. A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#50. There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#51. When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#52. France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' - Author: Helen Rowland
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#53. It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#54. Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#55. One man's folly is another man's wife. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#56. It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#57. There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#58. Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it - Author: Helen Rowland
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#59. Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? - Author: Helen Rowland
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#60. The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#61. True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#62. Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#63. A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#64. Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#65. A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#66. Some widowers are bereaved
others, relieved. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#67. A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#68. Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#69. The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#70. Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#71. A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#72. The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#73. Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony
but most of them are merely poor dodgers. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#74. Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#75. Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#76. There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#77. A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little personal characteristics. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#78. Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion - Author: Helen Rowland
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#79. Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman
and the rest of his life trying to get it back again? - Author: Helen Rowland
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#80. Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#81. Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#82. Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#83. It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#84. A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#85. A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#86. When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#87. Marriage: a souvenir of love. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#88. Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side and his nobler instincts - and another woman to help him forget them. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#89. When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#90. Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#91. There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#92. The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#93. When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#94. Love is a matter of give and take
marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#95. An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#96. Results for A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet - Author: Helen Rowland
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#97. A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman
a married man needs only an excuse. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#98. A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#99. In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. - Author: Helen Rowland
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#100. A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. - Author: Helen Rowland
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