Heiny's Quotes

#1. Katherine Heiny's work does something magical: elevates the mundane so that it has the stakes of a mystery novel, gives women's interior lives the gravity they so richly deserve
and makes you laugh along the way.

Lena Dunham

#2. Feelings of regret represent our aversion to reality.

Kilroy J. Oldster

#3. I believe in transhumanism: once there are enough people who can truly say that, the human species will be on the threshold of a new kind of existence, as different from ours as ours is from that of Peking man. It will at last be consciously fulfilling its real destiny.

Julian Huxley

#4. Never seem to have a Death Star lying around when you need one.
-Han Solo

R.A. Salvatore

#5. I'm single, I'm looking for something meaningful.

Brendan Coyle

#6. Just give him the medicine!" I scream at her. "Give it to him! Who are you, anyway, to decide how much pain he can stand!

Suzanne Collins

#7. Ahmed is not a murderer like my father, but within the walls of our apartment - among people he claims to love - he is every inch a terrorist.

Zak Ebrahim

#8. Josie thinks that the problem with being a writer is that you miss a lot of your life wondering if the things that happen to you are good enough to use in a story, and most of the time they're not and you have to make shit up anyway.

Katherine Heiny

#9. You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself.

Hank Green

#10. All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.

Casey Stengel

#11. It occurred to Graham that here, finally, was the similarity between the two women he'd chosen to marry: they were both totally unrufflable, one out of iciness, the other out of obliviousness.

Katherine Heiny

#12. I've kind of achieved everything I thought that I never would, so I haven't really got a bucket list. But I really wanna go to loads of different places.

Gabrielle Aplin

#13. I'm not a girly girl. I go to the bar. I like to get dirty. I love sports. I'm like the son my dad never had.

Kaley Cuoco

#14. There's inevitably something missing when you grow up in this kind of an environment when your parents travel a lot. When your father is famous, you are looked at and expected of. There are standards you need to meet.

Natalie Cole